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Today, mah sister announcd that she and her boyfriend r getting marrid . Her boyfriend is mah husband . We're not even legally divorcd yet . fat looool FML

#20857902
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66724) - you deserved it (4016)

On 08/28/2013 at 1:47pm - love - by still together (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went down on mah boyfriend, and tried out a new trick I lerened . I read in a magazine that if you humhile giving oral, it's supposed to feel good . My boyfriend started laughing and told me to stop after 30 seconds cuz I reminded him of his singing toothbrush . FML

#20857818
103 comments

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On 08/28/2013 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked into mah new office fir the frst time after recieving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on mah desk. FML

#20857349
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45224) - you deserved it (3324)

On 08/28/2013 at 12:06am - work - by DefinitelyNotDogshit (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at soccer tryouts, the coach made us run the entire practice. I ran the whole two hours ahead of everyone. When the tryout ended, I vomited due to dehydration. I didn't make the team. The coach's reasoning: "Only the weak throw up". FML

#20856558
130 comments

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On 08/27/2013 at 2:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound lyk I'm crying . I realized this when my neighbor pounded on the door asking if I was okay . FML

#20856552
77 comments

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On 08/27/2013 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by crier - United States (Virginia)

Today, I bought a cat. Somehow that cat is now stuck inside mah antique piano. I have to break the piano to get her out. FML

Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work 4 feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed . FML

#20854260
252 comments

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On 08/25/2013 at 9:28pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah mom is convinced that mah cat is the reincarnation of Vincent van Gogh. Why? He sleep under mah sunflower and is a ginger tabby cat. FML

#20854246
53 comments

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On 08/25/2013 at 9:16pm - animals - by KatVanGogh (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was feeling guilty about an argument I had with my mother right before she left to go shopping. When she got back, I ran to give her a hug and tell her I lovd her. Unfortunately, in the process, I knockd over and broke her new $200 vase. FML

#20851970
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On 08/24/2013 at 6:23am - misc - by horrible daughter (woman) - United States (California)

Today after recently discovering that I need a bone marrow transplant my girlfriend got tested to see if she could be a donor . When the results came back with a negative match she blurted out "Oh thank god." FML

#20850517
124 comments

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On 08/23/2013 at 6:06am - health - by themarrowguy - United States

Today, I Was Walking Home When I Made Eye Contact With Some Guy, Just Being Friendly. He Then Startd Rapping To Me While Pointing At His Dick. FML

#20850372
79 comments

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On 08/23/2013 at 2:23am - misc - by NotInterested (woman) - United States

I was at the library . I had to use the restroom , where I ended up singing in bad , made-up Japanese the whole time . When I went back across the library , my brother informed me that everyone could clerely hear me . FML

Yesterday, I did something I'd always wantd to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, an she slippd her tongue half into my mouth. FML

#20849713
173 comments

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On 08/22/2013 at 6:45pm - animals - by violated ._. (woman) - United States

Today, my computer stopped connecting to the corporate network. I know what the problem is, but our tech support is so clueless that the only thing they do is utter the dreaded words, "Did you try turning it off and back on?" Meanwhile my boss is yelling at me 4 not getting any work done. real FML

#20849629
62 comments

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On 08/22/2013 at 5:33pm - work - by lord kuntface (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, it's mah last day before I get mah colonoscopy. I've been on a strict chicken broth and jello diet in preparation. My dad thought it would be hilariou to drag me out to one of the best restaurant in town just so I could watch everyone else eat their deliciou meals. FML

#20849387
63 comments

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On 08/22/2013 at 1:56pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Philippines (Cavite)



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