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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 June 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 412
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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TeJadaTJD's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31814) - you deserved it (70337)

On 07/08/2013 at 1:27pm - love - by Erica (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went out on a date with a girl. Everything was going well until I shared how my family was affected by the 2010 earthquake in Haiti. She immediately got up and left, calling me a liar. Apparently, I'm "too cute" to be of Haitian descent. What the hell? FML

Today, while life-guarding in a 55+ community, I greeted a man by saying: "Good morning Sir!" He responded with, "Cut the shit kid, I'm not that fucking old." FML


I agree, your life sucks (42204) - you deserved it (5780)

On 06/25/2013 at 5:45pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a wasp flew into my car. In my frantic attempt to get away from it, I got pulled over and had to prove I was driving sober. FML

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