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1) Like my sense of humor? ADD ME ON FACEBOOK MOTHAFUCKA!
Twitter: Fuck you, fuck Twitter.
2) Squeak squeak, mother fucker.
2.5) You are legally required to read everything I say in a squeaky voice, or be faced with a court summons.
3) I have a gift for you in my pants. It's not a toaster. Okay, it is a toaster...
4) Swag, YOLO, sucks for you and text talk will get you mauled.
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Today, my new roommate showd me to my room, which I got a good deal on. I noticd a big black spot on the floor in the walk-in closet. When I askd, he said his last roommate committd suicide an he didn't want to pay to have the carpet professionally cleand, hence the "good deal." FML
Yesterday, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one mah parents bought mah ten-year-old brother, he got pissd and threw it into our pool. I'm now groundd for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML
I had to pay mah bus fare in very small change. After carefully counting out coins under the withering glares of a bus-load of people, I quickly slid them into the machine, looool and somehow endd up jamming it. FML
Today , I found out wy cat asn't been coming ome for regular meals . Apparently , elderly next door neigbour as forgotten tat er cat is dead and puts food out for it every morning . My cat is exploiting er by impersonating er dead cat to get better food . My cat is an assole .
Today, I cleaned out mah house an placed multiple boxes of cloths an books in mah two-seated truck to take to the Goodwill. While turning onto the highway, everything tumbled on top of me, sending me crashing into a guardrail. FML
Friday 27 March 2015