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SonOfAMitch
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 April 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 1819
  • Number of comments : 138
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About SonOfAMitch : Just a FML user spreading joy to the unfortunate FMLers.

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Today, on a first date, I finished eating my sushi, feeling proud to have managed chopsticks so elegantly and then rubbed my eye, oblivious to the fact I had just touched some wasabi. What followed was a classy exhibition on how to jump around screeching in pain. FML

#15937673
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12123) - you deserved it (21114)

On 04/26/2011 at 6:25pm - misc - by Jyocka (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple. He chose the apple. FML

#15401896
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29710) - you deserved it (3390)

On 03/20/2011 at 4:29pm - animals - by mugged (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML

#15121676
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29030) - you deserved it (3243)

On 02/26/2011 at 12:34am - misc - by Franigirl - United States (Virginia)

Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML

#15078337
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39108) - you deserved it (8273)

On 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm - misc - by Someone (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML

#14924487
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6822) - you deserved it (54740)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by acab93 - United States (Texas)

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38007) - you deserved it (7384)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

#14295570
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31173) - you deserved it (8181)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, my grandmother told me to say "sofa king retarded" really fast. Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out what it meant, I'm now grounded by my mother for having a foul mouth. FML

#14106944
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12945) - you deserved it (21797)

On 12/06/2010 at 12:03pm - misc - by bribreeeeeezyfreshhh (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

#13816723
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21563) - you deserved it (4334)

On 11/12/2010 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at Burger King, I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat and exploded on my legs and pants when I sat down. FML

#13558964
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26504) - you deserved it (5242)

On 10/23/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend told me on facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from facebook for iPhone." FML

#13543408
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34739) - you deserved it (3965)

On 10/21/2010 at 10:25pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

#13462690
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31362) - you deserved it (4922)

On 10/15/2010 at 7:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I fainted because of a condition I have. My husband, who was standing right there, failed to catch me because he didn't want to drop his yogurt. FML

#13422951
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27389) - you deserved it (2841)

On 10/12/2010 at 5:52pm - health - by anon - United States (California)

Today, I received a 7 page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML

#13373250
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24380) - you deserved it (5031)

On 10/09/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by mylifesuckssss - United States

Today, I quit my job as a barista for one of our competitors with a couple of bucks more an hour. Two hours after I'd handed in my resignation, my boss approached me just to let me know that if I hadn't resigned, I would've been offered my own café. FML

#13341352
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13878) - you deserved it (26743)

On 10/06/2010 at 9:58am - misc - by thecasbah - Norway (Oslo)



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