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Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML
by tannerrosetx_1 / 04/06/2015 at 7:44am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by TKPhai / 04/04/2015 at 11:06pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my mom called 5 times and I didn't pick up due to being in class at college. I was later called to the front desk, where my mom was crying. She said she was worried about me because I didn't say "I love you" to her after she dropped me off at college. FML
by gooddaydude / 04/04/2015 at 3:32pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
by billy / 03/31/2015 at 6:54am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by ironwoman23 / 03/27/2015 at 8:23pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by elizacandle / 03/27/2015 at 2:58am / United States / Miscellaneous
by comfort_ / 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/26/2015 at 2:36pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by bradix1186 / 02/21/2015 at 1:00pm / Philippines (North Cotabato) / Health
by pissed / 02/20/2015 at 7:35pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by cactii / 02/16/2015 at 3:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, a police car hit my parked vehicle, likely due to icy road conditions. When the officer came over to talk to me, I assumed it was to give me his insurance information. Nope. It was to give me a ticket for 'impeding a police officer'. My car was in my driveway. FML
by Anonymous / 02/16/2015 at 1:01am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/15/2015 at 10:25pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, while working at Subway I joked with a customer asking him if he was going to order in Spanish. The women in front of him began yelling about how I was being racist and told my manager that I needed to be fired. The customer I was joking with was my Spanish teacher. FML
by anonymous / 02/15/2015 at 5:39pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
by -_- / 01/12/2014 at 3:03am / United States / Kids
- Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a… Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up… Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room,…