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Snaek

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Snaek

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 January 1992 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1133
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Snaek's favorite FMLs

Today, my aunt informed me that my dad thinks my boyfriend is a loser deadbeat because he hasn't proposed to me after two years of dating and co-habitation. He hasn't asked because I already made it very clear I have no interest in marriage. FML

#21524771
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15812) - you deserved it (3521)

On 02/10/2016 at 10:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML

#21524278
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17475) - you deserved it (1580)

On 02/09/2016 at 12:17am - misc - by nofriends - United States (Idaho)

Today, the power in my village went out. This caused the back-up battery powered alarm to go off. Nobody in the house even knew our alarm worked, let alone how to make it stop. It's been going off for over an hour now. FML

#21524147
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15266) - you deserved it (1443)

On 02/08/2016 at 5:55pm - misc - by James (man) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I finally found out why my graphics card in my PC had been overheating recently. My brother disconnected the card's fan because it was too loud when he was gaming. I guess I can always spend another $750. FML

#21524086
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19563) - you deserved it (1545)

On 02/08/2016 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML

#21523579
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24308) - you deserved it (1265)

On 02/07/2016 at 1:11am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my now ex-boyfriend accused me of wanting to screw his 11-year-old brother, all because I expressed interest in going to his birthday party. FML

#21523204
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19754) - you deserved it (1385)

On 02/05/2016 at 9:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as my brother parked in our hotel's parking lot, I told him to be careful because the car wasn't straight. He retorted, "Yeah, just like you". My mother was in the back seat and heard everything. I hadn't come out yet. FML

#21523010
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19937) - you deserved it (2644)

On 02/05/2016 at 7:37am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML

#21522856
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20454) - you deserved it (3093)

On 02/04/2016 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by sandra (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, my psycho-obsessed ex-girlfriend blabbed all about how she got a check in the mail for $1000 from CrimeStoppers on Facebook and Twitter. This explains how my current girlfriend and two of my friends all got arrested last week for having weed. FML

#21522828
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18337) - you deserved it (4289)

On 02/04/2016 at 5:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML

#21521379
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23253) - you deserved it (5046)

On 01/31/2016 at 4:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I'm so broke, I walked into a nursing home and pretended to be a gentleman's son just so I could get some free food "for him". FML

#21521037
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19941) - you deserved it (5855)

On 01/30/2016 at 2:45am - money - by :/ - United States (Arizona)

Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral I was told to man up. FML

#21521027
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21558) - you deserved it (1588)

On 01/30/2016 at 1:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML

#21521010
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21659) - you deserved it (2207)

On 01/30/2016 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

#21520891
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17651) - you deserved it (3202)

On 01/29/2016 at 5:53pm - misc - by Why (man) -

Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML

#21520859
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11597) - you deserved it (24578)

On 01/29/2016 at 4:19pm - love - by ALL PRAISE TO THE NIGHT MOTHER (man) - United States (New York)



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