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Simbaby

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SimbabySimbaby
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 October 1999 (16 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10984
  • Number of comments : 160
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Simbaby : I enjoy being on FML to get a laugh out of other's post and comments . Here are some basics about me; Im a Highschool student at BCHS. I'm from Tennessee . Also a HUGE animal lover. I love to hunt and ride four wheelers .

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Visits<b>helloitsmeee</b> - the 09/14/2016 at 9:29pm<b>DBpiano</b> - the 09/14/2016 at 8:08pm<b>tyler_jay</b> - the 08/31/2016 at 12:49am<b>minimanion</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 9:14pm<b>Emanpirate68</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 6:05pm<b>sweetbliss</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 3:01pm<b>Aiden89</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 12:42pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 11:17pm<b>hammonds92</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 1:57am<b>Emmalyne606777</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 7:20pm<b>pop17123</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 3:38pm<b>NAH2000</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 2:43pm<b>Unknown242</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 1:39am<b>Leo619</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 9:21pm<b>kindleh09</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 12:55pm<b>mhoch22</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 10:35pm<b>Katdurin</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 7:43pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 2:55pm

Fucked!<b>helloitsmeee</b> - the 09/15/2016 at 3:29am<b>pop17123</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 9:38pm<b>seahawks3925</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 9:14am<b>minimanion</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 5:21am<b>boostedc</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 12:48am<b>moron011</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 6:07am<b>marshm610</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 12:37am<b>MiguelRojas</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 5:36pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 3:17pm<b>Ateeb</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 7:46pm<b>dudeguy1989</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 3:34pm<b>rafa015</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 12:34pm<b>Chickenlips21</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 9:20am<b>infantrysoldier</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 6:40pm<b>omid379</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 6:03pm<b>elusiveshame</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 4:38pm<b>Mr_Saikaly</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 11:46am<b>dk1991</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 3:07pm

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Simbaby's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML

by VHBJ / 06/16/2015 at 12:13pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML

by Anonymous / 06/10/2015 at 12:13pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids

Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML

by Anonymous / 06/07/2015 at 3:54am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML

by Anonymous / 06/05/2015 at 11:58am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I'm warning you: never spoon naked with your girlfriend after eating taco bell. The shartpocalypse just might begin in her ass and end on your stomach. FML

by Anonymous / 06/03/2015 at 1:01am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, one of my students tried to bribe me $200 to change his grade. When I said no and told him he was lucky I didn't report him, he went to the dean and told him I offered to change his grade for money. I'm now suspended and under investigation. FML

by UN4 / 05/27/2015 at 12:25pm / United States / Work

Today, while sick with the flu, I had the police called on me by my older neighbors downstairs. They thought I was hosting a party at 3 in the morning. I was really just throwing up constantly. FML

by Hooperist / 05/25/2015 at 7:39am / United States (California) / Health

Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting strangely around his computer recently. I found several bizarre Google searches, including but not limited to: "unicorn dick-farts", "sharting kittens", and "can you get AIDS from Asians?" What the fuck is wrong with him? FML

by Anonymous / 05/22/2015 at 2:17pm / United Kingdom (Havering) / Kids

Today, while cleaning my desk I found a stray gumball. I quickly popped it into my mouth only to discover with horror that it was a paintball. FML

by Anonymous / 04/15/2015 at 6:52pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML

by njh / 03/27/2015 at 9:29am / Ireland / Kids

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

by parkoursam / 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Health

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Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

by actually just constipated.. and stupid / 03/04/2015 at 10:03am / Tunisia / Health

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

by headache / 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML

by poncho55 / 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I found a phone in a fitting room. I called the number that said "home" to let the owner know that I was going to give it to the store's manager. Apparently the husband didn't know his wife was out shopping and "blowing all his earnings". FML

by Enslaved / 02/19/2015 at 10:16pm / United States (Florida) / Money