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Simbaby

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 October 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4807
  • Number of comments : 136
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Simbaby : I enjoy being on FML to get a laugh out of other's post and comments . Here are some basics about me; I have the privilege to call the most wonderful guy in the world mine . Highschool student at BCHS. I'm from Tennessee . Also a HUGE animal lover . I'm a CAP Basic cadet at the moment . I love to hunt and ride four wheelers .

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Simbaby's favorite FMLs

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21361311
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29688) - you deserved it (4354)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML

#21360466
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31478) - you deserved it (3819)

On 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm - misc - by poncho55 (woman) -

Today, I found a phone in a fitting room. I called the number that said "home" to let the owner know that I was going to give it to the store's manager. Apparently the husband didn't know his wife was out shopping and "blowing all his earnings". FML

#21359482
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27408) - you deserved it (2217)

On 02/19/2015 at 10:16pm - money - by Enslaved (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while working at Subway I joked with a customer asking him if he was going to order in Spanish. The women in front of him began yelling about how I was being racist and told my manager that I needed to be fired. The customer I was joking with was my Spanish teacher. FML

#21356827
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34862) - you deserved it (2283)

On 02/15/2015 at 5:39pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in my room, my mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready. Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy. FML

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

#21351571
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42802) - you deserved it (2730)

On 02/07/2015 at 4:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mother requested that I return the $500 she had previously given me to help me pay for college. Her reasoning? "You work three jobs, you can afford it." I work three jobs because she decided buying herself a car was more important than my schooling. FML

Today, I asked my 8-year-old daughter to kill a house spider for me. I am a 42-year-old man. FML

#21229943
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37658) - you deserved it (17370)

On 08/05/2014 at 8:31am - kids - by ihatespiders (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML.

#21228356
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44036) - you deserved it (5826)

On 08/03/2014 at 11:13am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I managed to not laugh as a potential high-profile Italian client with a heavy accent repeatedly pronounced "sheet metal" as "shit metal". Unfortunately, my boss and a senior colleague couldn't contain their own laughter. We lost that deal, and our jobs are now endangered. FML

#21227795
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37160) - you deserved it (4563)

On 08/02/2014 at 6:37pm - work - by Shitmetalseller (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was watching my 3 year old brother. He asked me to get him a cookie and I said, "What's the magic word?" He looked at me angrily and said "Bitch, please." FML

#21227114
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43466) - you deserved it (7050)

On 08/01/2014 at 9:57pm - kids - by WickedRene (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend's dad returned home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, I got flustered and asked, "So um, did you make it back?" He looked me dead in the eyes and said completely deadpan, "No, obviously I died. Moron." FML

#21226906
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33963) - you deserved it (22589)

On 08/01/2014 at 4:45pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my cat tried to jump up to the window, and missed. This would have been hilarious if I had not been sleeping under that same window, and then caught him with my face. FML

#21225823
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36618) - you deserved it (4075)

On 07/31/2014 at 1:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was bored at work, so I started browsing the Internet. While I was on my Facebook page, my boss tagged me in a status: "I've been standing behind you for ten minutes." FML

#21134321
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22260) - you deserved it (46257)

On 05/08/2014 at 7:46pm - work - by notbrowsingnow (man) - United States

Today, I accidentally let a huge one rip while tending to an older patient at the nursing home where I work. The patient passed away shortly thereafter. Coincidence? FML

#21116703
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41675) - you deserved it (6682)

On 04/18/2014 at 9:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Norway (Nordland)



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