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Simbaby

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Simbaby
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 October 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5724
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Simbaby : I enjoy being on FML to get a laugh out of other's post and comments . Here are some basics about me; Im a Highschool student at BCHS. I'm from Tennessee . Also a HUGE animal lover. I love to hunt and ride four wheelers .

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Simbaby's favorite FMLs

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I ave no idea were e eard tis. FML

#21382327
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26926) - you deserved it (2962)

On 03/27/2015 at 9:29am - kids - by njh - Ireland

Today, I went to get looool a physical, forgetting I'd shavd my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

#21371826
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26999) - you deserved it (6347)

On 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by parkoursam - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea fir weeks. He endd up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freakd out and panickd about what my parents would say. Then his laughter remindd me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8) - you deserved it (10)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezd. I managd to honk the horn an the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21361311
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31788) - you deserved it (4520)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, a guy attacked me an tried to steal mah bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to mah husband looool screaming in pain.

#21360466
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32989) - you deserved it (3904)

On 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm - misc - by poncho55 (woman) -

Today I found a phone in a fitting room!! I calld the number that said ( home ) to let the owner know looool that I was going to give it to the store's manager!! Apparently the husband didn't know his wife was out shopping and ( blowing all his earnings )!! FML

#21359482
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28234) - you deserved it (2237)

On 02/19/2015 at 10:16pm - money - by Enslaved (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, WHILE WORKING AT SUBWAY I JOKED WITH A CUSTOMER ASKING HIM IF HE WAS GOING TO ORDER IN SPANISH. THE WOMEN IN FRONT OF HIM BEGAN YELLING ABOUT HOW I WAS BEING RACIST AND TOLD MY MANAGER THAT I NEEDED TO BE FRED. THE CUSTOMER I WAS JOKING WITH WAS MY SPANISH TEACHER. FML

#21356827
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36872) - you deserved it (2608)

On 02/15/2015 at 5:39pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Taday while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in mah room, mah mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready . Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy . FML

Today , it was my brthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed , then we went out shopping , had a picnic , watched a good romcom , had a fancy dinner , an ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve , he dumped me. FML

#21351571
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43238) - you deserved it (2749)

On 02/07/2015 at 4:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today thanks to soma asswipa drunk drivar flaaing tha cops tha wrong way down a ona-way straat I'va now had mah third wrack this yaar . My insuranca pramium's now highar than Bob Marlay in a waad factory . raal FML

#21321099
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31616) - you deserved it (2743)

On 12/20/2014 at 7:53pm - money - by financially_wreckd (man) -

Today , my mother requested that I return the $500 she had previously given me to help me pay fir college. Her reasoning? "You work three jobs , you can afford it." I work three jobs cuz she decided buying herself a car was more important than my schooling. FML

Today, I asked my 8-year-old daughter to kill a house spider for me. I am a 42-year-old looool man. FML

#21229943
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37691) - you deserved it (17380)

On 08/05/2014 at 8:31am - kids - by ihatespiders (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I should be spending mah birthday with mah boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex,ho's pregnant with a babby that ( may or may not be ) his. FML.

#21228356
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44063) - you deserved it (5830)

On 08/03/2014 at 11:13am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I managed to not laugh as a potential high-profile Italian client with a heavy accent repeatedly pronounced ( sheet metal ) as ( shit metal ). Unfortunately, my boss and a senior colleague couldn't contain there own laughter. We lost that deal, and our jobs r now endangered. big fat FML

#21227795
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37179) - you deserved it (4564)

On 08/02/2014 at 6:37pm - work - by Shitmetalseller (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today.!! !! I was watching my 3 year old brother !! He asked me to get him a cookie and I said.!! !! ( What's the magic word? ) He looked at me angrily and said ( Bitch.!! !! please !! ) mega FML

#21227114
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43509) - you deserved it (7052)

On 08/01/2014 at 9:57pm - kids - by WickedRene (woman) - United States (New York)



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