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About Sakuraashita : Hey, I'm Sakuraashita, that's Japanese for cherry blossom tomorrow. I'm totally into anime, manga, and the whole Japanese culture! :) I am an as of yet amateur writer, (but hoping to change that, soon, of course). I also draw comics. I am an American but I currently live in Canada. I also like very obscure shows as you could probably tell from my profile picture.

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Today, my boyfriend said "You're a real work of art. You know, the abstract kind that no one likes. Anyway, we need to break up." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39543) - you deserved it (3560)

On 11/19/2014 at 12:40pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML


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On 10/07/2014 at 7:33am - misc - by Waterfalls (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44861) - you deserved it (10806)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I hooked up with a girl at a club, and we had sex. She just lay there like a corpse the whole time. It got so bad, I ended up faking an orgasm and blaming the lack of semen on a botched vasectomy. She actually believed it. What the hell? FML


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On 08/12/2014 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my coworkers and I were comparing the backgrounds we have on our phones. They pretty much sum up our love lives; everyone else's background is a photo of their boyfriend or girlfriend. Mine's a photo of a lifeless desert. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38892) - you deserved it (4719) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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