About Sakuraashita : Hey, I'm Sakuraashita, that's Japanese for cherry blossom tomorrow. I'm totally into anime, manga, and the whole Japanese culture! :) I am an as of yet amateur writer, (but hoping to change that, soon, of course). I also draw comics. I am an American but I currently live in Canada. I also like very obscure shows as you could probably tell from my profile picture.
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by Anonymous / 11/19/2014 at 12:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML
by Waterfalls / 10/07/2014 at 7:33am / United States (California) / Health
by cat lady / 08/30/2014 at 7:56am / Norway (Rogaland) / Animals
Today, I hooked up with a girl at a club, and we had sex. She just lay there like a corpse the whole time. It got so bad, I ended up faking an orgasm and blaming the lack of semen on a botched vasectomy. She actually believed it. What the hell? FML
by Anonymous / 08/12/2014 at 4:24pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, my coworkers and I were comparing the backgrounds we have on our phones. They pretty much sum up our love lives; everyone else's background is a photo of their boyfriend or girlfriend. Mine's a photo of a lifeless desert. FML
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