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Plastic_Stitchez

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4685
  • Number of comments : 189
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About Plastic_Stitchez : Tattoos and piercings are life!!!
20
Born and raised Canadian
I suck at conversation so be aware if you leave a message 😛
I would like to travel Italy!🇮🇹
My goal on FML is to read them all!
merry ho-ho y'all ⛄️⛄️⛄️

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Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 12:47am<b>Dann349</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 6:53pm<b>MRP360</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 6:03pm<b>kikoma</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 10:31am<b>ZombieVampirez</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 8:20am<b>mwali02</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 1:34am<b>martini47</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 4:19pm<b>dave20012</b> - the 01/05/2015 at 6:43am<b>CoGhostRider</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 11:31pm<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 10:54pm<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 10:27am<b>ashleyyeah</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 11:29pm<b>TrAG3dY</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 11:16am<b>apgreen69</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 6:00am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 1:12am<b>pitbull3k</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 11:06pm<b>Stazza11</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 1:16am<b>Luke1989</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 2:16pm

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Plastic_Stitchez's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

by Justawoman / 06/04/2014 at 11:52am / Denmark (Midtjylland) / Intimacy

Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML

by Anonymous / 06/04/2014 at 10:34am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Love

Today, a coworker asked me why this week's report was not uploaded to the server. I've been writing these reports once a week for a year and they take a whole day to write. Upload them to what server? FML

by Anonymous / 06/04/2014 at 9:56am / United States / Work

Today, in the fitting rooms at work, a 10-year-old kid threw a coat-hanger directly at my face. The kid's father didn't apologise on his behalf, but instead congratulated him on what he called "a wicked shot". FML

by anonymous / 06/04/2014 at 1:07am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work

Today, I got to explain to someone that "enjoying the warm, rich aromas of fecal matter" is not a good subject to use as an ice breaker for making friends. FML

by Aether / 06/03/2014 at 6:51pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, a customer told me, "Girls your size can't bend at the waist." I couldn't stop laughing at the imagery long enough to be really offended. FML

by jennythezebra / 06/03/2014 at 6:02pm / United Kingdom (Croydon) / Work

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

by maleficunt / 06/03/2014 at 4:44pm / United Kingdom (St. Helens) / Work

Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment ceiling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night. I'm shitting myself in fear. FML

by mdsfkljsfsdrewr / 06/03/2014 at 3:01pm / Lebanon (Beyrouth) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML

by properpissed / 06/03/2014 at 11:36am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I finally finished a drawing that someone had asked and said they would pay me for. I worked on it for multiple hours and was very proud of it. When it came to discussing payment, I asked what his best offer was. A pack of cigarettes. FML

by xerrika / 06/03/2014 at 7:56am / Canada (Ontario) / Money

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my tits. He ignored it and instead sent a picture of his dog "looking blazed". FML

by Anonymous / 06/03/2014 at 5:46am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Intimacy

Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML

by Anonymous / 06/03/2014 at 4:56am / United Kingdom (Essex) / Animals

Today, my university considered it an "embarrassment" that I was going to be the first and only person to graduate from my engineering course, so they gave free passes to two guys who hadn't finished their thesis yet. They were congratulated in the newspaper; I wasn't. FML

Today, a shopper asked me where my nipples were. Seeing as I work in Babies'R'Us, this is a common question. I brought her over to the nursing equipment aisle where she then grabbed my nipples, gave them a twist, and walked away. I need a new job. FML

by NotGabe / 09/01/2013 at 10:25am / United States (Texas) / Work

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Today, my parents told me that I had been accepted into my top two colleges, but they didn't show me the letters because they were worried that if they spent money on tuition, they wouldn't be able to keep BOTH of their brand new Mercedes. FML

by jfanous / 09/01/2013 at 6:40am / United States (California) / Money

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