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Today , mah mom announced to everyone that she wants at least ten grandchildren !! I'm an only child !! FML

Today, I met a great guy at the bar, and we went back to mah place. He left before I woke up, leaving a badly-scrawled note saying, "Gone to work, call me!" I couldn't make out the number. mega FML

#20996904
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37906) - you deserved it (6950)

On 12/18/2013 at 12:01pm - love - by whereismyprince? - Canada (Alberta)

yesterday everything that was beautiful an pure in mah life turnd into a terrible, warpd version of wat it once was. Today, I lost all hope, an no longer believe that life, although sometime shitty, is sweet an worth living. Today, I met mah mother-in-law. looool FML

#20949272
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53012) - you deserved it (5534)

On 11/07/2013 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Derry)

Today.. . I got dumped because a guy sat next to me at a party an I didn't get up to change seats . Apparently.. . it means I subconsciously lyk the guy who sat down . FML

#20919316
96 comments

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On 10/13/2013 at 8:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

2day Some Ass-bandit Broke Into My House By Smashing A Window, Just So He Could Steal The Ancient VHS Cassette Player That My Wife Wouldn't Let Me Throw Away. Thanks, Scumbag, But The Front Door Was Unlocked. FML

#20919168
126 comments

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On 10/13/2013 at 5:50pm - money - by and she blames me -_- (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today... I was hitting on a girl... and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into mah phone... she called mah mom and asked her if she raised me to ( sexually harass women. ) FML

#20918730
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21677) - you deserved it (81782)

On 10/13/2013 at 10:38am - love - by not getting laid - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at Petsmart with my puppy . Someone trid to pet him . I trid to warn the guy that he is a rescue and doesn't trust easily . He didn't listen and now wants to sue me 4 a dog bite that didn't even break the skin . FML

#20906371
141 comments

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On 10/03/2013 at 8:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Was Cutting A Client's Hair, And She Was Complaining About How Itchy Her Head Was From Having It Too Long. As I Lay Down Mah Comb And Shears, Three Lice Bugs Ran Across Mah Counter. FML

Today, after discovering that our son is looool already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him!! ( Remember, son, it's all about the clit ), wasn't wat I had in mind!! FML

#20713183
169 comments

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On 06/08/2013 at 6:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today , mah boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time . After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references , I gave up . FML

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93 comments

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On 04/19/2013 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I was lying in bd with girlfriend , when she reachd over and twistd nipples to the point of tears. I'm still not sure what in the name of Dawkins I did to deserve that. mega FML

#20586964
105 comments

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On 04/12/2013 at 7:57pm - misc - by SoreNips (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I finally had the best sex I've ever had with this really hot guy I've been hanging out with lately. I thought everything was all well an good until he turned to me an said, "You know, yur orgasm face kinda reminds me of Steve Martin, but in a good way." big fat FML

#20570614
69 comments

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On 04/01/2013 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by LadySteveMartin (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)



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