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NesyDream
  • Town/Country : san jose, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 October 1992 (21 years)
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Today, my school is having a mandatory class on etiquette. We've just now progressed onto forks after a long, tedious discussion on spoons. FML

#16255885
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26607) - you deserved it (3815)

On 05/19/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by forkmylife (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML

#16251176
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8313) - you deserved it (65808)

On 05/19/2011 at 11:13am - work - by Username -

Today, I went shopping with my cousin. Walking down the road, I heard her say "Can you hold my hand?" I was confused, but thought it was cute, so I held her hand and kept walking. It turns out she'd asked me to hold her bag. We didn't say another word after that. FML

#16250181
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25796) - you deserved it (6956)

On 05/19/2011 at 8:51am - misc - by awkwardd (man) - Hong Kong

Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML

#16249846
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26717) - you deserved it (13700)

On 05/19/2011 at 7:46am - misc - by stranded (woman) - United States

Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML

#16249376
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25436) - you deserved it (5811)

On 05/19/2011 at 6:11am - misc - by ThisPerson - Canada

Today, after searching for a job for over a year now, I finally got an interview. The pressure made me so nervous that I passed out in the middle of it. FML

#16248268
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26945) - you deserved it (4977)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:58am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

#16248002
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10451) - you deserved it (61188)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor. I thus learned my girlfriend's grandfather has a colostomy bag when it burst all over the inside of my truck. FML

#16247260
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30932) - you deserved it (2754)

On 05/19/2011 at 12:27am - misc - by John -

Today, it was my first day as an animal control officer. My first dispatch was to collect a dog that had been hit by a car. I had to clean up my dead dog on my first day of a job that barely pays rent. FML

#16245376
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46817) - you deserved it (2842)

On 05/18/2011 at 10:48pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML

#16243559
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30297) - you deserved it (2766)

On 05/18/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Ally (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML

#16237606
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35830) - you deserved it (3253)

On 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm - misc - by Charles (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I was at Walmart with my mom, when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML

#16237035
124 comments

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On 05/18/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by nicknick2 (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML

#16237005
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50865) - you deserved it (3926)

On 05/18/2011 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by levi69 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML

#16234467
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57439) - you deserved it (3399)

On 05/18/2011 at 3:57am - intimacy - by Jackedup (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I ate some hardboiled eggs for breakfast, not knowing they were practically rotten. My whole day has consisted of vomit-inducing sulfuric farts and diarrhea. FML

#16234308
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22574) - you deserved it (7933)

On 05/18/2011 at 3:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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