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Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22484) - you deserved it (73146)

On 03/30/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Mark (man) - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19444) - you deserved it (51992)

On 02/27/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by beachbum (man) - United States (New York)

Today, a customer that I've been waiting on for years came into the restaurant after a long absence. I said to him, "Hey man, it looks like you lost a lot of weight! How'd you do it?" He replied, "I got cancer." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58278) - you deserved it (9619)

On 02/25/2009 at 2:25am - work - by yawho (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)



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