Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (3 hours ago) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 July 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6397
  • Number of comments : 284
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Ms_ValS's page activity

Visits<b>rabbi1010</b> - yesterday at 10:33am<b>WoodKiller</b> - yesterday at 9:17am<b>ironhead</b> - yesterday at 8:14am<b>TheTshirt</b> - yesterday at 7:10am<b>cookk144</b> - yesterday at 6:33am<b>moodyreallyrocks</b> - yesterday at 5:32am<b>callsign_banana</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 11:08pm<b>Vintage_Cola</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 5:39pm<b>MissEris</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 2:57pm<b>FrenchToastKick</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 9:14pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 11:13pm<b>jennyz4</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 1:39am<b>mainegurl0704401</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 9:31pm<b>ms1114</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 12:52pm<b>zeffra13</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 11:43am<b>SpeedRacer20</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 11:41am<b>Tenker</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 11:47pm<b>Xatraris</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 7:44pm

Fucked!<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 12:42am<b>khoov19</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 8:39am<b>Codezlol</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 2:41pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 2:31pm<b>DairyMonster</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 2:08pm<b>kyle_s_97</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 2:40am<b>catlover5299</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 9:31pm<b>dyne808</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 8:23pm<b>enginsteve</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 10:07am<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 6:03am<b>WaltzingPhanthom</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 3:49pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 2:45pm<b>Shmatterhorn</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 8:07am

Ms_ValS's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.


Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

See all of Ms_ValS's badges

Ms_ValS's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22026) - you deserved it (2731)

On 05/14/2012 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a friend who I hadn't seen in a while offered to give me a ride. I didn't really know how to give directions to my house, so when we had been driving for a while and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10790) - you deserved it (37258)

On 05/14/2012 at 10:22am - misc - by Anonymous - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26266) - you deserved it (6449)

On 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by rongo12 (man) -

Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27322) - you deserved it (5242) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/18/2012 at 4:41pm - work - by bibou2324 -

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34632) - you deserved it (2894)

On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8762) - you deserved it (35128)

On 04/11/2012 at 11:39am - animals - by Quackers (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML

Today, my wife sent me to the store to pick stuff up so we could make BLTs. I got the bacon, but couldn't remember what else went into them, so I bought an avocado and napkins. When I got back home, my wife very slowly and sarcastically explained what BLT stands for. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8065) - you deserved it (50961)

On 04/07/2012 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, in health class we were watching a documentary about anxiety. My teacher asked if any of us often feel anxious. I was too anxious to raise my hand, and went into a minor panic attack. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28192) - you deserved it (4515)

On 03/23/2012 at 10:23am - health - by cjd - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27410) - you deserved it (7053)

On 03/08/2012 at 5:23pm - misc - by shelly - United States (Virginia)

Today, my sculpture, which is very important for my art grade, fell from my desk and broke to pieces. My art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29440) - you deserved it (3310)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, was the fifth night I've dreamed of brushing my teeth. I wake up about three times a night because as I spit in my dream, I actually spit on my face as I'm sleeping. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26174) - you deserved it (3002)

On 02/04/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by wetdreams - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML


Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14180) - you deserved it (37162)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm - money - by ChevRooon - United States

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Best of the Worst #20
  • Here we are in November! Winter is here, for most of us, it's dark, grey and depressing and if you're the kind of person who watches network news 24/7, you're probably going to need some cheering up.…

Monday 30 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: