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MisterEx

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MisterEx
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 November 1982 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4769
  • Number of comments : 379
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About MisterEx : Yes, I live in Damascus - Syria. No, I am not a crazy terrorist. Yes, we do have Internet and electricity in Syria. No, we don't live in tents and ride camels to work.

Now silence! I keel you.

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MisterEx's favorite FMLs

Today, I was waiting in line with my boyfriend behind me. I decided to hold his hand and rub his chest while we waited. Then I heard a female voice behind me that said, "Ma'am, please don't touch me." FML

#20852134
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40727) - you deserved it (15158)

On 08/24/2013 at 11:18am - misc - by cpmolly (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my spouse asked me if I could transfer some of the passion I have for buffalo wings into our relationship. FML

Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

#20842045
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52397) - you deserved it (6851)

On 08/17/2013 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by frustrated - Ireland (Kerry)

Today, I forgot my key inside my apartment. My boyfriend suggested we ask a neighbor to open it. I explained we don't all have the same key, to which he responded, "Well how come they all have the same doorknobs?" FML

#20834278
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42213) - you deserved it (4715)

On 08/12/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was at a job interview for a position I really needed. Somehow, the interviewer and I started talking about fishing. I joked, "I'm a master baiter." Needless to say, I didn't get the job. FML

#20833743
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28464) - you deserved it (39897)

On 08/12/2013 at 1:11pm - work - by master baiter - United States (New York)

Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting my back out. There goes my sex life. FML

#20829515
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45980) - you deserved it (6669)

On 08/09/2013 at 6:23pm - intimacy - by hunchback of notre bite (woman) - Korea, Republic of

Today, I found the carcass of the frog that got into my house last week. It was a horrifying sight, but not nearly as horrifying as the fact that I found it in my refrigerator. No, I don't know how it got in there either. FML

#20828988
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42484) - you deserved it (3464)

On 08/09/2013 at 12:15pm - animals - by W...T...F (woman) - United States

Today, I heard my mom sobbing in the bathroom. Concerned, I went in to see what was wrong. I found her sitting on the toilet, pants down and a cigarette between her fingers. When I asked what was going on, she looked up at me and slurred that we'd run out of "shit-wipes." FML

#20804901
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44573) - you deserved it (3534)

On 07/26/2013 at 3:55pm - misc - by trailertrashyanditsucks (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my eldest daughter has 'officially' removed herself from our family and will no longer communicate with any of us. Apparently it's my fault that her younger sister is having a baby before her, and she can't be part of a family that 'treats her so unfairly'. FML

#20803510
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44606) - you deserved it (3793)

On 07/25/2013 at 8:51pm - kids - by JealousBratMuch - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I realised that I can tell my 6 cats apart by the sound of their paws on the carpet. I think I need friends. FML

#20803453
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44637) - you deserved it (8841)

On 07/25/2013 at 8:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML

#20776199
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56241) - you deserved it (5982)

On 07/11/2013 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by fucked up dad (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML

#20776146
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46756) - you deserved it (12047)

On 07/11/2013 at 3:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was eating a corndog, when my boyfriend jokingly told me to "take it deeper". I did, and ended up choking and throwing up all over the table. FML

#20775966
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26085) - you deserved it (49340)

On 07/11/2013 at 1:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

#20766730
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48718) - you deserved it (6437)

On 07/06/2013 at 7:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out why my bank balance is so unusually low. It turns out that I bought a car in Indonesia. I've never been to Indonesia. FML

#20766607
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53801) - you deserved it (3205)

On 07/06/2013 at 3:45am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Essex)



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