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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 March 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 462
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Malcazar : Here to kill time and earn badges!!! The pictures are from my deployment to Helmand Province, Afghanistan!

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Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28776) - you deserved it (4715)

On 03/31/2015 at 6:54am - health - by billy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML


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