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Malcazar
  • Town/Country : MILTARY BASE, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 March 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 116
  • Number of comments : 5
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Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40067) - you deserved it (9094)

On 09/27/2013 at 5:33pm - work - by ;_;" (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)



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