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MalcazarMalcazar
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 March 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 551
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Malcazar : Here to kill time and earn badges!!! The pictures are from my deployment to Helmand Province, Afghanistan!

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Fucked!<b>kittina</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 4:56pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 4:47pm<b>WOTAN1488</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 5:32am<b>Misha93</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 5:09am<b>Jamilal16</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 10:53pm<b>youngmuller1</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 10:40am<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 7:10am<b>missa8604</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 1:04am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 1:04pm<b>qwertsarecool122</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 8:10pm

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Malcazar's favorite FMLs

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29792) - you deserved it (5063)

On 03/31/2015 at 6:54am - health - by billy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML

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73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43493) - you deserved it (9849)

On 09/27/2013 at 5:33pm - work - by ;_;" (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)



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