This member hasn't filled in their description.
Iyami_the_Yam's FML badges
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
Iyami_the_Yam's favorite FMLs
Today, I found out that my brother buys audiobooks only to play them on "mute" so that he can tell everyone that he read them later and flaunt the proof. The rest of my family think he is a genius for reading War and Peace in two days and won't listen to me. FML
by Kiki / 06/23/2016 at 7:54pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by anal-retentive / 06/23/2016 at 4:00pm / United States / Intimacy
by AHHH_REPTAR / 06/23/2016 at 12:54am / United States (South Dakota) / Work
by deanlazore / 06/22/2016 at 11:09pm / United States (Maine) / Love
by Reek / 06/22/2016 at 10:29am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out I got a 97 on my physics final exam. I was curious about the question I missed, so I went up to my teacher and asked. He was very confused and checked my grade again before telling me, "Oh my bad, it was meant to be a 79." FML
by Jokkim / 06/20/2016 at 2:24pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Muchacha22 / 06/20/2016 at 1:25pm / United States (New York) / Work
by J-Sauce / 06/20/2016 at 10:54am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Medfail / 06/20/2016 at 3:13am / United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset) / Health
Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her I was at my dad's house, she clarified; she meant her husband of one year, not my actual father who has raised me for the past 25 years. Apparently, he feels "left out." FML
by PaintedDoll / 06/19/2016 at 11:12pm / United States / Holidays
Today, I was going to take my father to dinner for Father's Day. It all would have gone according to plan, but he saw my Facebook post about a 12-hour stomach virus I had yesterday, so he went out fishing with his friends instead without telling me because he didn't want to catch my "disease." FML
by crispyjello69 / 06/19/2016 at 7:02pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by AlphonseMuchacha / 06/18/2016 at 9:16pm / Australia / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/18/2016 at 10:09am / United States (California) / Work
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
by mermaidkeels / 06/18/2016 at 4:51am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 06/17/2016 at 11:22pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
- Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up.… Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses… Today, I sneezed seven times in a row. That's the closest thing I've had to an orgasm in months. FML