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Horsempeg

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Horsempeg

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HorsempegHorsempeg
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2638
  • Number of comments : 125
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Horsempeg : Hi, I am a pretty down to earth girl. I like to have fun and get dirty while doing so. My dog and cat mean the world to me. Anything else you feel the need to know, just ask.

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Visits<b>jjmack34</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 12:45am<b>TheDude992</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 11:13pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 7:18am<b>jayfish18</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 5:44am<b>brainymes</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 11:00pm<b>pred8885</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 4:41pm<b>nwdt3621</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 11:47pm<b>ForGodAndMusic</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 12:15am<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 8:58pm<b>Cumminsdan</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 3:03pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 11:31am<b>GiraffesRlife</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 12:27am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 9:26pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 7:40pm<b>Mons</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 5:54pm<b>enasty33</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 11:11pm<b>AK7186</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 9:45pm<b>GoingSol</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 8:08pm

Fucked!<b>jjmack34</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 6:46am<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 5:00am<b>GoingSol</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 2:08am<b>therealjc</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 2:26pm<b>moron011</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 7:29am<b>hullarms</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 5:25pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 6:55am<b>evtown</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 9:59pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 8:17pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 2:48pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 2:33pm<b>swimmergal18</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 10:05pm<b>Wolverine33</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 2:31pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 4:53am<b>bigdog80</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 7:54pm<b>tiwan</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 6:51pm<b>lifeofpie25</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 11:32am<b>Devindelon</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 7:05am

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Horsempeg's favorite FMLs

Today, I got angry after not being able to have an orgasm. What was I angry at? My own hand. FML

#20759304
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45296) - you deserved it (21608)

On 07/02/2013 at 2:47am - intimacy - by lonely girl (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got to explain to my co-worker again why I can't move my "vacation" so she can take hers when she wants. Apparently, in her mind, her seniority at the company trumps my due date. FML

Today, on my first day at my new job delivering pizzas, I got bit by a guy dressed as Dracula. FML

#20750993
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43343) - you deserved it (3111)

On 06/27/2013 at 7:15pm - work - by keiran123 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML

#20750694
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47687) - you deserved it (5902)

On 06/27/2013 at 4:27pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went out on a date with a girl. Everything was going well until I shared how my family was affected by the 2010 earthquake in Haiti. She immediately got up and left, calling me a liar. Apparently, I'm "too cute" to be of Haitian descent. What the hell? FML

Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML

#20733893
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44017) - you deserved it (20876)

On 06/18/2013 at 7:27pm - animals - by CatLover<3 - United States (Texas)

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

#20701323
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69765) - you deserved it (4272)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was designated driver for my friends. This entailed: standing around in the cold for 3 hours, not drinking, dealing with drunk people, and oh yeah, I almost forgot, cleaning up vomit from my hair, my clothes, and my brand new car. FML

#8866144
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23642) - you deserved it (7010)

On 03/06/2010 at 10:22am - misc - by Coldflame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out where all my expensive bras and panties have been disappearing to. Apparently, while I'm at work, my fifteen year-old son's girlfriend has been stealing them after they have sex in my bed. FML

#6874607
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26116) - you deserved it (3107)

On 12/21/2009 at 10:28pm - intimacy - by Secretisout (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or Genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML

#5082348
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60270) - you deserved it (8906)

On 09/06/2009 at 2:19pm - health - by Curt (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I thought it was a good idea to go number two while smoking a "cigarette". My ash tray was over by the sink so I decided to just ash in the toilet. While ashing between my legs, I sneezed and now I have a extremely uncomfortable burn on my man member. Smoking is bad. FML

#3821134
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7809) - you deserved it (82673)

On 07/17/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was working as a waitress at this pub. It was dead. After 4 hours I had only made 5$ in tips. A friendly couple came in and complimented EVERYTHING down to the freshness of the lemons in their tea. The bill came to $50. They left me a $5 gift card to starbucks. I don't drink coffee. FML

#2501090
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43878) - you deserved it (6968)

On 06/01/2009 at 2:49pm - misc - by Kitty (woman) - United States (New York)



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