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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 December 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 631
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About HeavenlyAura : Hi. I'm Cammy. I like all type of music. I love books. I'm a huge Marvel fan. Gaming is my life. I have two cats, and adore animals. I get emotionally attached to friends, meaning it hurts more when they're gone. I'm currently studying to be aMedical Asisstant. Hoping to become a psychologist some day. I love kids, and hopefully I'll have some of my own some day. I'm 20, 21 in December. My family is Hispanic and then some. I'm from Uruguay, Brazil and Italy. I speak English, Spanish and Italian. I'm insane and very random. I have a Kik, which you are able to ask for. I bite, but not hard! Feel free to message me ♥.

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HeavenlyAura's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46992) - you deserved it (4746)

On 11/22/2013 at 8:08pm - love - by quit fucking up my life (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23434) - you deserved it (41773)

On 09/30/2013 at 3:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my gran came over for dinner, for which I had to go grab some supplies from the supermarket. I guess I should have locked my laptop, because when I came back, I found my gran had used my Facebook account to propose to my now-ecstatic girlfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45695) - you deserved it (6164)

On 09/26/2013 at 4:36pm - love - by my gran is a cuntwaffle (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I bought some really expensive face wipes that were supposed to cure my awful acne. I was excited to use them until I found out my mom had used them all wiping down her car. FML

Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML


I agree, your life sucks (41593) - you deserved it (8095)

On 08/27/2013 at 9:29pm - misc - by sweetnan (woman) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my neighbor pounded on the door asking if I was okay. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48931) - you deserved it (11994)

On 08/27/2013 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by crier - United States (Virginia)

Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47787) - you deserved it (5084)

On 08/25/2013 at 5:36pm - work - by jeed(1) (man) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35845) - you deserved it (12266)

On 01/20/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by saddened97 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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