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If a vampire, a werewolf, and a zombie fought Chuck Norris... He'd kick their asses.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You are now a certified FML member
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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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See, one of you was right.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
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You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
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You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
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You assembled all the relics of a category, what an exploit!
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You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!
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Like Mike Tyson, you have the strength of a tiger.
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At night, all wolves are grey.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
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You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
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You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
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You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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You're following 200 people
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You're following 100 people
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You're following 50 people
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
#9: exactement en fait je viens de changer de dentiste et jusqu'à maintenant on ne m'avait jamais demandé de "cracher" vu que le précédent avait le bidule pour aspirer à l'intérieur (ceci dit c'est assez agréable de pouvoir se rincer la bouche à l'eau de temps en temps) :)