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GoingCommando93

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1262
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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GoingCommando93's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML

#20009087
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31617) - you deserved it (4159)

On 08/08/2012 at 4:02am - intimacy - by FMLMom - United States (California)

Today, I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down. Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through my side-window and smacked into my head, causing me to drive into a ditch. FML

#20008924
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24977) - you deserved it (2413)

On 08/08/2012 at 1:59am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I called in to my girlfriend's favorite radio station to propose. After spending what seemed like an eternity telling her how much I love her and I want to spend the rest of my life with her, she took a deep breath, said, "How about no?" and hung up. FML

#20005989
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30500) - you deserved it (3754)

On 08/06/2012 at 3:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML

#19873048
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37355) - you deserved it (1729)

On 06/30/2012 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML

Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML

#19581290
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37258) - you deserved it (3714)

On 05/06/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Damn (woman) - Australia

Today, my best friend texted me saying she is determined to find out what skank her brother is sneaking around with. I've been secretly dating her brother for months; apparently I'm the skank. FML

#19482686
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10298) - you deserved it (34153)

On 04/17/2012 at 4:29am - love - by OL2R - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML

#19348110
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31059) - you deserved it (3675)

On 03/25/2012 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by user210 (woman) - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for our anniversary. Mid-way through the meal, a guy at the table across left for the restroom. My girlfriend reached over and swiped the guy's wallet from the table. My gonads went AWOL, and I couldn't even bring myself to call her out on it. FML

#19222204
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8642) - you deserved it (25231)

On 03/05/2012 at 5:55pm - misc - by mark (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was washing dishes when I picked up a plate and saw a huge spider. Trying to be nice, I took the plate outside and tried to gently push the spider off. The wind blew it into my eye. FML

#19164002
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28340) - you deserved it (5125)

On 02/25/2012 at 10:13pm - misc - by baconandkittens (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my social anxiety got so bad, I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML

#19033739
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24611) - you deserved it (15749)

On 02/09/2012 at 11:42am - health - by SocialAnxietyNightmare (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML

#18851241
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37193) - you deserved it (4068)

On 01/19/2012 at 3:32am - intimacy - by missprude666 (woman) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML

#18833422
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15570) - you deserved it (24328)

On 01/17/2012 at 8:20am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I was singing the National Anthem at a school game and totally forgot the words. So I kept singing the same two lines over and over. FML

#18788734
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14236) - you deserved it (29885)

On 01/12/2012 at 8:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

#18715700
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31635) - you deserved it (4073)

On 01/05/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by awesome - United States (Maryland)



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