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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 February 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2258
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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FrostHeart's favorite FMLs

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML

#16437933
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33509) - you deserved it (4838)

On 05/31/2011 at 5:12pm - misc - by Loveandpoetry -

Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML

#16144015
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14205) - you deserved it (55203)

On 05/12/2011 at 1:53pm - misc - by Jackassed - United States (New York)

Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML

#15887024
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34741) - you deserved it (3272)

On 04/22/2011 at 2:43pm - work - by Ashleigh - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night because I was thirsty. In my groggy state, I grabbed the first bottle of liquid I could find, opened it, and took a sip. It was nail polish remover. FML

#14998091
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16233) - you deserved it (38366)

On 02/16/2011 at 12:55am - misc - by Jade -

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

#14967945
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27397) - you deserved it (20039)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:34am - love - by alone (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML

#14807320
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9340) - you deserved it (65107)

On 02/02/2011 at 2:12am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was doing my grocery shopping, absent-mindedly wondering if my new diet was working. I got my answer when my panties fell down around my ankles. FML

#14719837
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23801) - you deserved it (7287)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:44pm - misc - by knickersdontfit (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was watching TV in my living room while my wife was cooking. I began to smell the aroma of her potato soup, which made me hungry. Suddenly, I realized that the smell wasn't my wife's cooking but was in fact my body odor. FML

#14708501
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6855) - you deserved it (37656)

On 01/25/2011 at 10:25am - misc - by jroberts -

Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML

#14600579
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10371) - you deserved it (29530)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Torbay)

Today, at the job I've had for eight years, I finally got the raise I was supposed to get a year ago. One hour later I found out the store was closing and we were all out of a job in two weeks. FML

#14549466
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26497) - you deserved it (2040)

On 01/12/2011 at 12:09am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, a kid grabbed the receiver to my cochlear implant and ran off with it. I went to a security guard, and, if my lip reading was accurate, he said to "try and make it through the day without it". Without it, I can't hear anything. FML

#14487466
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37133) - you deserved it (2268)

On 01/06/2011 at 5:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was playing my bass clarinet around the house. I asked my dad if he would be at my concert on December 16th. His response was, "No, I'm working that day." My dad is a plumber, and gets called to work completely at random; he has no schedule. FML

#13693546
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23137) - you deserved it (3056)

On 11/02/2010 at 9:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML

#12420355
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26861) - you deserved it (10313)

On 08/09/2010 at 10:29pm - health - by fatman - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML

#9153191
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32368) - you deserved it (4638)

On 03/17/2010 at 3:05am - love - by Girl (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

#8972431
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30943) - you deserved it (4004)

On 03/10/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by watersport (man) - United States (Michigan)



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