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  • Number of visits : 27408
  • Number of comments : 253
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML

#376
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24960) - you deserved it (3769)

On 11/23/2008 at 5:59am - misc - by rob - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst chatting with my mum on MSN, she unintentionally sent me an animated emoticon of a penis jerking off repeatedly. I don't even want to know the type of conversation she was having. FML

#375
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39603) - you deserved it (2616)

On 11/23/2008 at 4:24am - intimacy - by Dina - Sent from mobile version

Today, I should have given my first concert in front of a crowded audience. As we were about to go on stage my band decided to roll a joint outside. The cops just happened to pass by and now I'm on my own. FML

#360
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27115) - you deserved it (4391)

On 11/21/2008 at 11:42pm - work - by christous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I should have given my first concert in front of a crowded audience. As we were about to go on stage my band decided to roll a joint outside. The cops just happened to pass by and now I'm on my own. FML

#360
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27115) - you deserved it (4391)

On 11/21/2008 at 11:42pm - work - by christous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

#356
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31413) - you deserved it (2818)

On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

#351
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44350) - you deserved it (16589)

On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31555) - you deserved it (15221)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML

#345
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24253) - you deserved it (4711)

On 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm - misc - by lageste - Sent from mobile version

Today, I spent the night in hospital. As soon as I was alone, I writhed and twisted in all directions in my attempts to pee in a bottle left precisely for that purpose. It was at that moment that the doctor, a good-looking guy, came in. My legs were spread wide and I was right in the middle of doing my business. FML

#338
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32200) - you deserved it (3231)

On 11/19/2008 at 12:59am - health - by la poisse - Sent from mobile version



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