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ExoticWaffles
  • Town/Country : Warren, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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Today, she did it again. While I was minding my own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me and slashed my face with her nails, drawing blood and screams of pain. I need to get out of this abusive relationship, but no one will adopt my asshole of a cat. FML

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