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by Anonymous / 12/20/2013 at 5:00pm / United Kingdom (Havering) / Miscellaneous
Today, a guy came into the small coffee shop I work at, and got angry because I wouldn't accept his Starbucks gift card as valid payment. When I told him we clearly aren't a Starbucks, he said "It's all the same shit" and ended up throwing a punch at me. FML
by the customer is always a cunt / 12/20/2013 at 4:48pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/17/2013 at 4:57pm / Egypt / Kids
by Cat Piss / 12/15/2013 at 11:58am / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were: "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML
by bnc / 12/14/2013 at 5:39pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/14/2013 at 2:24am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, a woman called the store I work for. When she found out it was a wrong number, she started to cry and asked me to stay on the line with her, talking about her dead husband and how she hasn't laughed in years. FML
by icy_in_indiana / 12/10/2013 at 10:41pm / United States (Indiana) / Work
by igotpride / 12/09/2013 at 4:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by blah! / 12/08/2013 at 8:19am / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/06/2013 at 11:13am / United States (California) / Love
by unlucky neighbors / 12/06/2013 at 4:36am / China (Shanghai) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was driving home, when a truck overtook me. Two of the Christmas trees it was carrying fell off straight into my bumper. The car behind me pulled over, but instead of seeing if I was okay, he just went to see whether or not either of the trees was in good enough shape to take home. FML
by mooselord / 12/05/2013 at 12:41pm / United States / Health
by vin_dex / 12/05/2013 at 12:40am / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, I held the door for an elderly woman. As she walked through, she looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man and that I should meet her grandson. The woman was my grandmother, and yes, I'm straight. FML
by rick / 12/02/2013 at 4:15pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/01/2013 at 1:07am / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop."… Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to… Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it…