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DumbAndYoung

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 February 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1271
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

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DumbAndYoung's favorite FMLs

Today, it was the first time a guy has shown any interest in me by calling me pretty. I was so shocked that instead of saying thank you, I hid behind the nearest object and promptly giggle-snorted. FML

Today, my husband missed the toilet again. I would have been less disgusted if he'd peed this time. FML

#21411283
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28373) - you deserved it (2249)

On 05/17/2015 at 1:10am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to suddenly stop in the middle of sex, just as I was actually starting to enjoy myself, just to bear hug me and exclaim, "Crikey, she's angry!" in the voice of Steve Irwin. He laughed so hard at his own joke that he went soft and couldn't continue. FML

#21410853
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28530) - you deserved it (2719)

On 05/16/2015 at 5:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother that spooning has nothing to do with using a spoon to clean out a woman's vagina after sex. FML

#21410748
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30657) - you deserved it (2329)

On 05/15/2015 at 10:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML

#21409953
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29441) - you deserved it (2198)

On 05/14/2015 at 10:23am - misc - by sistertaxi - Australia

Today, my grandpa told me he was going to be eating out tonight, and I asked at which restaurant. He replied "Your gran's room." and winked. I didn't need that mental image, at all. FML

#21409445
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30114) - you deserved it (2669)

On 05/13/2015 at 12:00pm - misc - by -_- (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML

#21408859
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28613) - you deserved it (3812)

On 05/12/2015 at 8:53am - intimacy - by Darryl - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was feeling pretty, so I wore a skirt for the first time in years. Two hours later, my thighs hurt from slapping together so much. I no longer feel pretty. FML

#21407700
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28275) - you deserved it (4513)

On 05/10/2015 at 9:47am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend complained that I only respond to his flirtations with exasperation and annoyance. Apparently, grunting and humping my leg like an ill-mannered dog while I'm trying to wash dishes is his way of flirting. FML

#21405919
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29130) - you deserved it (3142)

On 05/06/2015 at 10:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML

#21402099
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31686) - you deserved it (5423)

On 04/29/2015 at 11:31pm - love - by Confusedblonde - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time. I moved my leg to wrap it around him and accidentally hit his penis. Without thinking, I said, "Sorry little guy!" FML

#21402047
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31162) - you deserved it (9706)

On 04/29/2015 at 10:25pm - intimacy - by MiniJeans - United States (Florida)

Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML

#21401720
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29234) - you deserved it (2754)

On 04/29/2015 at 12:06pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I received several pairs of panties in the mail that I'd ordered online. When I opened the box, I was shocked because every pair was basically huge granny-panties. I was sure none would fit properly, but I tried them on to be sure. They fit perfectly. FML

#21396824
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27875) - you deserved it (6850)

On 04/20/2015 at 1:01pm - love - by fatass - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML

#21394468
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32029) - you deserved it (4913)

On 04/16/2015 at 1:04am - intimacy - by Evra (woman) - United States



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