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DumbAndYoung

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 February 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1992
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Visits<b>wafflelover</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 4:02pm<b>aj9319</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 2:18am<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 9:48am<b>Wane8822</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 12:01pm<b>beautifulmymy</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 10:30am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 3:40pm<b>Jordan_McD124</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 2:34am<b>asharrrrr</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 12:41am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 5:21am<b>maybellina</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 4:45pm<b>cnbcad</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 3:00pm<b>balboa_2</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 2:29pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 9:07am<b>alicat089</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 10:10pm<b>JMichael</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 9:43am<b>amberdea404</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 11:04pm<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 4:59pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 10:06pm

Fucked!<b>wafflelover</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 5:34pm<b>beautifulmymy</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 4:30pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 4:06am<b>theRonin</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 2:24pm<b>saffy66</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 11:57am<b>FuKcMee</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 5:39pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 1:35pm<b>EPIKxPANDA</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 12:08pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 11:51am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 8:48pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 9:18pm<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 2:42am<b>cheyyeee</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 10:58pm<b>ash_1020</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 5:17pm<b>TheNiceOne</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 10:33pm<b>anonym0u5</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 6:23pm<b>Surge5560</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 4:28pm<b>mysteryguy3039</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 3:42am

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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DumbAndYoung's favorite FMLs

Today, I have a stomach bug. I went to go downstairs, and my cat decided to dart between my legs, causing me to trip and fall down the stairs in a pinwheel of vomit. FML

by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 12:17am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health

Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML

by NeverLookingAgain / 12/29/2015 at 11:16pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband finally revealed that he's been secretly buying a particular brand of spicy chicken, eating it on his way home from work. He does it because it makes his farts smell just the way he likes it under the duvet when we go to bed. FML

by tara / 12/18/2015 at 12:49pm / Switzerland (Zug) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of evil laughter coming from my closet. It was my old Furby, with dead batteries, that I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago. FML

Today, I learned that your crotch can just light up on the body scanner in the airport for no apparent reason; and when that happens, a thorough pat down of that area will be performed by a confused security officer. FML

by Traveler / 10/08/2015 at 10:06pm / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML

by NothowIimaginedmyday / 10/03/2015 at 12:00am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML

by Gassy / 09/21/2015 at 10:45am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML

by Anonymous / 09/02/2015 at 9:33pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML

by Anonymous / 08/18/2015 at 9:26am / United States (New Hampshire) / Intimacy

Today, a guy asked me out on Facebook, then called me a conceited bitch when I said no. I don't know, dude; maybe it's just that I already have a boyfriend, that you asked me out on Facebook, and that you posted the same message on 4 other girls' walls as well. FML

by sonice / 08/17/2015 at 11:39pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was walking to my car with 600 dollars worth of books because I start college next week, when I was robbed by some guy that sounded like Cartman. He punched me because I could not stop laughing whenever he would try to threaten me. FML

Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML

by Anonymous / 08/05/2015 at 1:56pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was changing my clothes with my dog in the room. As I took off my shirt, he looked at me, ran into the corner, and threw up. Well that's a confidence booster. FML

by Anonymous / 07/31/2015 at 2:55pm / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. FML

by ppema / 07/31/2015 at 2:28pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML

by future teacher / 07/09/2015 at 2:21am / Paraguay (Central) / Kids