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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 October 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 502
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DaggNabbit : I make donuts. They make you go nuts. Message me if you go nuts for donuts.

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DaggNabbit's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss told me they were letting me go because they "could no longer afford to pay me." Never mind the catered lunch they had the day before, which cost more than a week's worth of my salary. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30879) - you deserved it (2075)

On 02/02/2015 at 9:25am - work - by Not Worth a Lunch - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I blew my load in less than a minute. I wasn't having sex or even making out. I was spooning. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35060) - you deserved it (6519)

On 12/16/2014 at 7:01am - intimacy - by Extravirgin (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound "too black" and it's "upsetting" some of our customers. I don't know what that even means, but my boss said I need to "tone it down or we're gonna have some problems". FML


I agree, your life sucks (35762) - you deserved it (3213)

On 12/03/2014 at 4:21pm - work - by WTF - United States (Texas)

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33868) - you deserved it (3197)

On 11/27/2014 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my pants back on, my foot got stuck, I tripped and fell through the curtain of the fitting room, topless. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56356) - you deserved it (8048)

On 06/16/2014 at 11:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Germany

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