Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

CueTheMusic

Offline (4 hours ago) | Search for a member

CueTheMusic

1Liked!

CueTheMusic
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2595
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

CueTheMusic's page activity

Visits<b>bumble_beee_23</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 1:54am<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 3:42am<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 1:14am<b>MiguelRojas</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 8:01pm<b>Sexomancer</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 11:09pm<b>mcrptv</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 6:05am<b>groovy579</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 8:37pm<b>immaloser95</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 8:40pm<b>killer0689</b> - the 01/13/2015 at 3:50am<b>brndnmcmillan</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 6:59pm<b>Codezlol</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 11:37pm<b>Snaek</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 7:28am<b>avatarwill5</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 1:02am<b>mariannezr</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 5:33pm<b>niksatter96</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 2:45pm<b>copperchinchilla</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 2:37pm<b>Cayers97</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 1:34am<b>DarkJediLove</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 8:28pm

Liked!<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 2:24am

CueTheMusic's FML badges

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of CueTheMusic's badges

CueTheMusic's favorite FMLs

Yastarday , mah boyfriand an I want to ona of tha Unitad Statas Mints sinca ha anjoys coins. Ha lookad at tha monay an sariously said , "I hava such a hard on". Ha did. FML

#20905869
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45248) - you deserved it (4717)

On 10/03/2013 at 11:38am - intimacy - by EconM - United States

Today, I was lifeguarding a pool party 4 a bunc of eigt year olds. One of tem decided it'd be funny to ave a contest to see wo could make te most bubble wit tere farts. It led to tree kids sitting temselve in te pool, and me aving te dubiou onor of cleaning it up. fat FML

#20823903
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57806) - you deserved it (4399)

On 08/06/2013 at 2:07pm - kids - by benjo - United States

Today , the window cleaner did his round at mah house. I sat at mah mrror applying makeup and doing mah hair. When he cummed to mah window , he yelled rather loudly , ( Stop putting on a show 4 me , u drty slut! ) FML

#20823799
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47261) - you deserved it (6128)

On 08/06/2013 at 1:01pm - misc - by stillembarrassed (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in mah stomach. I ran 4 the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg mah boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

#20817380
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50395) - you deserved it (5069)

On 08/02/2013 at 5:34pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I jokingly asked mah girlfriend if she thinks I have a big package . She replied that she didn't want to upset me and get into another fight . FML

#20485057
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25698) - you deserved it (37024)

On 01/29/2013 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by notsobig - United States

Today, during a date, I discovered that if I cough with my mouth closed, snot will spray from my nose all over the place lyk some kind of mucus cannon!! FML

#20484952
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28925) - you deserved it (6298)

On 01/29/2013 at 4:23pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

2day It's Been Two Months Since I Got A Kitten. He Loves To Hide, An Then Surprise Me By Jumping Out Of His Hiding Place. It Was Quite A Surprise When He Launched Himself Out Of Mah Bag During Class. FML

#20483320
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47466) - you deserved it (6137) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

Today..!! I Was On A Ladder At Work..!! Fetching Some Stock From One Of The Storage Shelves!! Some Teenage Kid Thought It Would Be Fucking Hilarious To Grab The Ladder And Violently Shake It!! He Hadn't Bet On Me Bieng Startld Enough To Fall Off And Fracture Mah Elbow On The Floor!! FML

#20481589
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32851) - you deserved it (2100)

On 01/27/2013 at 4:59pm - health - by fucking teen cunts (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. fat FML

#20472335
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40916) - you deserved it (2766)

On 01/21/2013 at 11:08pm - misc - by daddy's girl - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I draggd my boyfriend to see Les Misérables with me . He now refuses to communicate with me through any medium other than singing . Apparently, this is his revenge . FML

#20471580
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16135) - you deserved it (46454)

On 01/21/2013 at 4:39pm - love - by lesson.learned (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today... after applying 4 a job at a tanning salon... I was told they don't hire "naturally tan" people. I'm black. FML

#20470936
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48113) - you deserved it (4081)

On 01/21/2013 at 7:48am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, mah daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except for the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. FML

#20448629
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34398) - you deserved it (2774)

On 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (Michigan)

I went to te movies wit my crus, wo ad askd me out on a date. Assuming e'd pay, I left my money at ome. Wen te time came to buy te tickets, e only bougt one 4 imself. FML

#20448091
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22683) - you deserved it (61967)

On 01/08/2013 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous001 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw Les Misérables . I was singing along to one of the songs when looool the guy next to me dumpd his soda over my head and told me to shut up . FML

#20447311
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17364) - you deserved it (94240)

On 01/08/2013 at 12:34am - misc - by maddiecat - United States (Missouri)

Today I got into an accident on motorcycle. When I told wife that the doctor said I couldn't have sex 4 two weeks she couldn't contain her joy. FML

#20447288
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42281) - you deserved it (8110)

On 01/08/2013 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: