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by an anon / 03/27/2015 at 1:31am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by comfort_ / 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by twelvie / 03/23/2015 at 10:24am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 12:41pm / Canada / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/10/2015 at 8:45am / United States / Love
by fishtacos / 11/30/2014 at 10:32pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by apparentlybutch / 09/05/2014 at 5:11pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
Today, I was walking my dogs when a woman at a bus stop quite rudely exclaimed, "Keep those mutts away from my kid". I replied just as rudely that I wouldn't want them anywhere near her dirty sprog. It was then we both realised she was a customer that I regularly talk to at work. FML
by Jenniesaurus / 09/04/2014 at 8:22am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Work
by whotouchedyou1 / 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by jake / 08/12/2014 at 6:21am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
Today, I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it, I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was, "I can't wait until it resembles a human being." FML
by marcranger / 08/11/2014 at 7:40pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
Today, I got a call from my very drunk boyfriend at 1:30am asking for my permission to have sex with a "gross fat chick" he met at a pub, because he "felt sorry for her". The conversation ended with me getting hung up on because I "don't have a heart". FML
by pocketrocket90 / 08/08/2014 at 2:05am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML
by fingwhore / 07/27/2014 at 1:12pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, my psycho neighbor finished building a cannon. An honest-to-god, on-wheels, could-be-on-a-pirate-ship cannon. And now he's testing it in the forest by my house. I'm pretty scared for my life, to be honest. FML
by ldrik1 / 06/11/2014 at 4:36pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…