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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
by Reeen / 06/03/2016 at 6:29pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, I was playing basketball in the searing heat with my friends. I jokingly told my friend that I was gonna die if I stayed out there much longer. Two minutes later, I got the ball and made the shot that won. Too bad I didn't see it, since I collapsed right as I took the shot and blacked out. FML
by Anonymous / 05/27/2016 at 12:07am / United States (South Carolina) / Health
by Anonymous / 05/20/2016 at 7:29am / United States (New Jersey) / Health
Today, I walked into the kitchen to see my dad peeing into a cup. We made eye contact and he quickly threw the cup into the sink. Not one word has been spoken about what happened, and I saw my mom use the same cup later on that day. FML
by yamuda / 05/11/2016 at 7:24pm / Ireland (Carlow) / Miscellaneous
Today, like any other day I moan after I sneeze. The only issue is that today my husband was on the phone with his grandmother, and had to explain to her, while trying not to laugh, that he wasn't having sex with me while on the phone. FML
by DeadLily / 05/07/2016 at 9:12am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by jameen / 05/07/2016 at 7:48am / United Kingdom (West Berkshire) / Money
Today, I gave my boss a report I wrote on my own time, full of suggestions on how to increase productivity and profits at our company. He said my ideas made "about as much sense as pistol-whipping a ghost" and that I was impressing no-one. FML
by Anonymous / 04/29/2016 at 9:09pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by billjoebob424 / 03/09/2016 at 7:01pm / Canada / Love
by killme / 02/29/2016 at 2:00am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Coccinelle / 02/05/2016 at 11:36am / France / Work
by AV / 01/30/2016 at 5:30am / Bulgaria (Plovdiv) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 01/26/2016 at 5:22pm / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Work
Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
by ThankYou! / 12/22/2015 at 12:50am / Canada (Manitoba) / Love
by AlwaysTired / 11/27/2015 at 10:21pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/13/2015 at 3:35am / United States (California) / Intimacy