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Today I receivd yet another rejection letter from a college I'd applid to. After crying 4 a week about how lousy I felt mah older sister gave me all 6 of the acceptance letters she'd been hiding. Turns out she's been forging rejection letters and keeping the real ones in her room. FML

#21140332
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67057) - you deserved it (4958)

On 05/15/2014 at 1:40am - misc - by livingamongtheflowers - United States

while at work, I askd an older customer how he was doing. He told me that he'd just lost his wife. I gave my condolences before he clarifid that his wife was not dead, but was lost in Walmart. big fat FML

#21139954
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45395) - you deserved it (6682)

On 05/14/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by oh god. - Canada (Alberta)

Today , mah boyfriend saw mah boobs for the first time. His reaction was , ( Well that's... disappointing ). FML

#21139580
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54485) - you deserved it (6720)

On 05/14/2014 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I got kickd in the crotch. It poppd mah cherry. I lost mah virginity to a shoe.

#17779717
430 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
366 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12383) - you deserved it (56752)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw a woman run down mah street screaming, "Fuck u cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was mah mother. FML

#16474078
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44318) - you deserved it (3132)

On 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I realizd that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy looool and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14999) - you deserved it (48694)

On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

2day Aftar Gatting Oma From Scool, I Raalizad I'd Tuckad Ma Srt Into Ma Undarwaar Tis Morning. I'm Farly Cartain Avaryona Got A Good Look At Ma Lima Graan Undarwaar. FML

#8091808
164 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 2:20pm - misc - by asdfghjkl (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at WalMart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide and seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As I was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML

#4651060
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46737) - you deserved it (4607)

On 08/19/2009 at 6:32am - misc - by Dude (man) - United States (California)

was grandmoter's funeral and we ad to sing. My dad is a orrible singer, and I tried ardest not to laug, I turned red faced and tears were falling from eyes. My step moter eld and and said tat se was in a better place. I couldn't old it any longer. I lauged ass off. FML

#4144889
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19797) - you deserved it (48198)

On 07/29/2009 at 9:44pm - misc - by shewholaughsatthedead (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Today... my boss in my police dept. told me to start enforcing the "no bikes on sidewalks" law which we usually ignore. I pulled up behind the first person I saw riding a bike on a sidewalk an flashed my lights. It turned out to be a boy with down syndrome who was so upset he cried an peed. FML

#1873623
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71501) - you deserved it (13386)

On 05/12/2009 at 2:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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