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Today, I received yet another rejection letter from a college I'd applied to. After crying for a week about how lousy I felt, my older sister gave me all 6 of the acceptance letters she'd been hiding. Turns out she's been forging rejection letters and keeping the real ones in her room. FML
by livingamongtheflowers / 05/15/2014 at 1:40am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while at work, I asked an older customer how he was doing. He told me that he'd just lost his wife. I gave my condolences before he clarified that his wife was not dead, but was lost in Walmart. FML
by oh god. / 05/14/2014 at 7:16pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/14/2014 at 11:54am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/19/2011 at 10:39am / United States (Washington) / Health
by Smokey9 / 07/25/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Florida) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/29/2010 at 12:20am / United States (California) / Kids
by asdfghjkl / 02/10/2010 at 2:20pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, at WalMart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide and seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As I was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML
by Dude / 08/19/2009 at 6:32am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, was my grandmother's funeral and we had to sing. My dad is a horrible singer, and I tried my hardest not to laugh, I turned red faced and tears were falling from my eyes. My step mother held my hand and said that she was in a better place. I couldn't hold it any longer. I laughed my ass off. FML
by shewholaughsatthedead / 07/29/2009 at 9:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss in my police dept. told me to start enforcing the "no bikes on sidewalks" law which we usually ignore. I pulled up behind the first person I saw riding a bike on a sidewalk and flashed my lights. It turned out to be a boy with down syndrome who was so upset he cried and peed. FML
by Anonymous / 05/12/2009 at 2:29pm / United States (New York) / Work
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