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  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 November 1969 (45 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 847
  • Number of comments : 98
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About BeachGirl27 : I'd say I'm at the extreme end of "normal" and am complicated enough that noone understands me, even myself! According to my daughters their friends see me as cool even though I'm a self-confessed nerd. I am pretty non-judgmental and open-minded except about bad parenting and have a bizarre sense of humour. Yup, that about sums me up.

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yesterday I was hosting my daughter's thirteenth birthday party. One parent decided to stay at my house, the only parent to do so. The entire night she critiqued every decision I made, from the films to the cake. When it was time to open presents, her kid was the only one without one. FML

#21141320
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48312) - you deserved it (4017)

On 05/15/2014 at 11:15pm - kids - by madbirthdaymomma (woman) - United States (Georgia)

yesterday I woke up to somebody shaking mah shoulder. I had slept over at a friend's house... so I assumed mah friend was just fooling around. With mah head under the pillow... I swung mah hand at his face then gave him the finger. Turns out... mah friend left fir basketball and I had slept in. It was his mom. FML

#21141244
55 comments

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On 05/15/2014 at 10:34pm - misc - by NickJJ - Canada (Ontario)

today ona of mah yaar looool 9 studants finishad tha tast an hour aarly. Ha dacidad to spand tha tima by ( staalthily ) whacking off. His antira dask was shaking in a silant room. FML

Today, I accidentally said te wrong name during sex. Tat name just appened to be "Sara", wic is bot my ex-grlfriend's name an my wife's sister's name. Wen se asked me wic one I meant, I panicked an said, "Bot." FML

#21140956
117 comments

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On 05/15/2014 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by FLIPmcCOOL - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I got into THE party of the year . Too bad it was the party my daughter was throwing while her father an I were out of town . FML

#21140812
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38098) - you deserved it (5056)

On 05/15/2014 at 4:38pm - kids - by jessicab72 - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I HAD TO INFORM A PATIANT THAT SHA HAS AN STD. SHA RAACTD BY KICKING MA IN THA NUTS. FML

#21140637
118 comments

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On 05/15/2014 at 1:08pm - health - by bruised_scrotum - South Africa (Gauteng)

today I finally brought a girl home from college!! While I was making her some coffee, mah roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be mah girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome!! My date left before I could explain, and mah roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious!! FML

Today, a customar cummad into our stora and askad if wa sold "child sizad coffins"!! This isn't avan tha wardast quastion I'va baan askad!! FML

#21140459
99 comments

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On 05/15/2014 at 8:02am - work - by iworkatofficedepothomes (woman) - United States (California)

Today I receivd yet another rejection letter from a college I'd applid to. After crying 4 a week about how lousy I felt mah older sister gave me all 6 of the acceptance letters she'd been hiding. Turns out she's been forging rejection letters and keeping the real ones in her room. FML

#21140332
212 comments

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On 05/15/2014 at 1:40am - misc - by livingamongtheflowers - United States

while at work, I askd an older customer how he was doing. He told me that he'd just lost his wife. I gave my condolences before he clarifid that his wife was not dead, but was lost in Walmart. big fat FML

#21139954
83 comments

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On 05/14/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by oh god. - Canada (Alberta)

YESTERDAY, I FOUND OUT MY SON AS A NEW OBBY AFTER SEIENG A PICTURE ON TE INTERNET: PUTTING REALISTIC-LOOKING STICKERS OF SPIDERS AT TE BOTTOM OF MY COFFEE MUGS. MY WIFE WAS SCARED ALF TO DEAT TIS MORNING AFTER DOWNING A CUP OF COFFEE AND TEN GLANCING TE CUP'S BOTTOM. FML

#21139841
64 comments

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On 05/14/2014 at 4:58pm - kids - by itwasathtebottomofmycoffeemug (man) - United States (California)

Today , I'm Moving. While Packing , I Realizd I Hadn't Seen My Cat In A Few Hours. I Calld Her An Realizd She Was Inside One Of The Hundreds Of Boxes In My House. I Accidentally Packd My Cat. FML

#21139824
122 comments

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On 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

my guide dog sneezd so hard that it slammd its head on the floor and knockd itself out . I have to trust this dog with mah life . FML

#21117679
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51798) - you deserved it (4534)

On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food . The manager blamd me, even though I'm bald . FML

#21117573
76 comments

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On 04/19/2014 at 10:39pm - work - by notmine (man) - India (Delhi)

yesterday after living in mah apartment 4 nerely a year... I hered mah nieghbor having a violent toilet session. Now I realize he's always been able to hear the wrath of mah bowels too. We wave at each other every day. FML



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