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AlyssaDiannaaAlyssaDiannaa
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 June 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3144
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About AlyssaDiannaa : Hi I'm Alyssa,I love walruses and taking pictures! I love to laugh,smile and make new friends! I do plenty of sports,competitive swimming,soccer,snowboarding,surfing and longboarding.
I work as a sales associate at Pacsun and Journeyz.
I have a newborn son who is my absolute world! 👶🏻🍼💙
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Fucked!<b>karacakal2</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 9:12pm<b>jonah777</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 7:23pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 4:53am<b>Robert3Lee</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 7:46am<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 12:25pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 4:53am<b>amitsagar1</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 10:49pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 2:23pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 6:58am<b>CollinFuchs</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 9:16pm<b>bps315</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 2:07am<b>NH_Freelancer</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 8:02pm<b>cmarksjr</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 11:21pm<b>zjay</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 8:25pm<b>Exaspera</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 7:49am<b>Cads1</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 2:17pm<b>BlondeSlasher</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 4:56pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 7:15pm

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AlyssaDiannaa's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML

#21302690
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33617) - you deserved it (3779)

On 11/20/2014 at 11:20am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my 12-year-old daughter informed me that she is eager to lose her virginity, "Because I don't want to be thrown into a volcano!" FML

#21300667
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35221) - you deserved it (3912)

On 11/17/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was being interviewed for a grant over the phone. When asked why I wanted to go to school to be an OB nursing assistant, I panicked and yelled, "BECAUSE VAGINAS ARE FASCINATING!" into the receiver. FML

#21286497
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30272) - you deserved it (13044)

On 10/27/2014 at 7:05pm - health - by lady parts - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML

#21285216
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34543) - you deserved it (2797)

On 10/25/2014 at 8:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was giving lifeguard instructions to a couple of teens. When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking, one of them said, "Take a step back" and winked at me. FML

#21282836
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35148) - you deserved it (3879)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm - work - by Australian Lifeguard - United States (Arizona)

Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML

#21280942
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38145) - you deserved it (4970)

On 10/19/2014 at 7:22am - kids - by how about never? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML

#21261017
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44331) - you deserved it (3964)

On 09/18/2014 at 11:15pm - love - by clairebear104 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML

#21258420
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37443) - you deserved it (2942)

On 09/14/2014 at 11:07pm - work - by nocat6 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make some popcorn." I asked her if she could get me some. She said no. FML

#21251846
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47867) - you deserved it (10345)

On 09/04/2014 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by candy man - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML

#21250887
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47743) - you deserved it (6199)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm - love - by very punny (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

#21250558
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45852) - you deserved it (9211)

On 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me. Her response was to impersonate a saxophone. FML

#21250455
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39046) - you deserved it (9655)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:32am - intimacy - by ihatejasonderulo - United Kingdom (Hounslow)

Today, as I got out the shower, my mom walked in to give me a towel, then quickly covered her eyes and said, "Woah, I almost saw your penis. Good things it's ridiculously small." I had friends over, and I'm pretty sure I'll hear about this for at least the next month. FML



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