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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 June 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2564
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About AlyssaDiannaa : Hi I'm Alyssa,I love walruses and taking pictures! I love to laugh,smile and make new friends! I do plenty of sports,competitive swimming,soccer,snowboarding,surfing and longboarding.
I work as a sales associate at Pacsun and Journeyz.
I have a newborn son who is my absolute world! 👶🏻🍼💙
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AlyssaDiannaa's favorite FMLs

Today, I met an American guy at a bar. I felt flattered when he said, "You know what they say about Swedish girls, all so beautiful." After a pause, he filled in with, "What the fuck happened to you?" FML

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

#21309415
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48474) - you deserved it (13604)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom told me that her vagina is "as cute today as it was twenty years ago." FML

#21308358
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30843) - you deserved it (2954)

On 11/29/2014 at 9:06pm - misc - by justawallflower - United States (Ohio)

Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML

#21308219
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40741) - you deserved it (7322)

On 11/29/2014 at 4:08pm - intimacy - by blueballed (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, I had to explain to a customer that 50% off a $50 item did not make the item free. FML

#21307823
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38253) - you deserved it (2512)

On 11/28/2014 at 10:36pm - misc - by idiots - United States (Texas)

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

#21306857
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35679) - you deserved it (3513)

On 11/27/2014 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML

#21302690
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32876) - you deserved it (3719)

On 11/20/2014 at 11:20am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my 12-year-old daughter informed me that she is eager to lose her virginity, "Because I don't want to be thrown into a volcano!" FML

#21300667
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34356) - you deserved it (3830)

On 11/17/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was being interviewed for a grant over the phone. When asked why I wanted to go to school to be an OB nursing assistant, I panicked and yelled, "BECAUSE VAGINAS ARE FASCINATING!" into the receiver. FML

#21286497
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29582) - you deserved it (12719)

On 10/27/2014 at 7:05pm - health - by lady parts - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML

#21285216
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33763) - you deserved it (2748)

On 10/25/2014 at 8:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was giving lifeguard instructions to a couple of teens. When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking, one of them said, "Take a step back" and winked at me. FML

#21282836
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34345) - you deserved it (3801)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm - work - by Australian Lifeguard - United States (Arizona)

Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML

#21280942
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37296) - you deserved it (4883)

On 10/19/2014 at 7:22am - kids - by how about never? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML

#21261017
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43240) - you deserved it (3880)

On 09/18/2014 at 11:15pm - love - by clairebear104 - United States (Kentucky)



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