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AlyssaDiannaa

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AlyssaDiannaa

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AlyssaDiannaaAlyssaDiannaa
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1995
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About AlyssaDiannaa : Hi I'm Alyssa,I love walruses and taking pictures! I love to laugh,smile and make new friends! I do plenty of sports,competitive swimming,soccer,snowboarding,surfing and longboarding.
I work as a sales associate at Pacsun and Journeyz.
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Visits<b>bps315</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 4:55pm<b>Chaoticthor</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 12:33am<b>jacky75</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 11:41pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 4:07pm<b>X3liteXHunterX</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 12:55am<b>babeybazooka</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 1:54pm<b>Angel1999</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 6:40pm<b>gmian</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 11:58pm<b>LilyLi</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 5:35pm<b>Motocrosskid87</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 5:26pm<b>big_al69</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 2:11pm<b>mumblemore</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 1:12pm<b>nwdt3621</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 11:23am<b>badkid91</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 10:18am<b>bobbymcjagger</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 10:17am<b>cakefete2</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 9:43am<b>wilbur4321</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 9:30am<b>Cads1</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 8:54am

Fucked!<b>jacky75</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 7:15pm<b>Motocrosskid87</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 11:26pm<b>amine91</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 8:33am<b>ThatKidFromLA</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 2:53am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 8:39pm<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 7:08am<b>Hrodrik</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 10:06pm<b>Jayjaybrews</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 6:43pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 8:29am<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 12:54am<b>melody309</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 10:11pm<b>KeithTheGreat</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 2:50am<b>aclark2523</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 7:53pm<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 5:31pm<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 6:35am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 2:41pm<b>nicfo</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 1:37pm<b>robertd73</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 4:33am

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AlyssaDiannaa's favorite FMLs

Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML

#21308219
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36835) - you deserved it (5905)

On 11/29/2014 at 4:08pm - intimacy - by blueballed (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, I had to explain to a customer that 50% off a $50 item did not make the item free. FML

#21307823
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38167) - you deserved it (2507)

On 11/28/2014 at 10:36pm - misc - by idiots - United States (Texas)

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

#21306857
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33922) - you deserved it (3202)

On 11/27/2014 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML

#21302690
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31745) - you deserved it (3601)

On 11/20/2014 at 11:20am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my 12-year-old daughter informed me that she is eager to lose her virginity, "Because I don't want to be thrown into a volcano!" FML

#21300667
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32228) - you deserved it (3564)

On 11/17/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was being interviewed for a grant over the phone. When asked why I wanted to go to school to be an OB nursing assistant, I panicked and yelled, "BECAUSE VAGINAS ARE FASCINATING!" into the receiver. FML

#21286497
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27812) - you deserved it (11622)

On 10/27/2014 at 7:05pm - health - by lady parts - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML

#21285216
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31559) - you deserved it (2380)

On 10/25/2014 at 8:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was giving lifeguard instructions to a couple of teens. When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking, one of them said, "Take a step back" and winked at me. FML

#21282836
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32364) - you deserved it (3382)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm - work - by Australian Lifeguard - United States (Arizona)

Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML

#21280942
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36451) - you deserved it (4785)

On 10/19/2014 at 7:22am - kids - by how about never? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML

#21261017
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40625) - you deserved it (3532)

On 09/18/2014 at 11:15pm - love - by clairebear104 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML

#21258420
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35678) - you deserved it (2816)

On 09/14/2014 at 11:07pm - work - by nocat6 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make some popcorn." I asked her if she could get me some. She said no. FML

#21251846
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42219) - you deserved it (8370)

On 09/04/2014 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by candy man - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML

#21250887
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45441) - you deserved it (5927)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm - love - by very punny (man) - United States (Maryland)



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