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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 February 1995 (20 years)
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Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML

#18904697
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35184) - you deserved it (7151)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China

Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML

#18894125
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27517) - you deserved it (2105)

On 01/23/2012 at 9:47pm - work - by moe472 (man) - United States

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32098) - you deserved it (2668)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32098) - you deserved it (2668)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a Mormon, when his mother greeted me saying how happy she was her son had found himself a Mormon girlfriend. I know nothing about Mormonism, except from what I've seen on South Park, and I'm an atheist. FML

#18830961
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31792) - you deserved it (6122)

On 01/17/2012 at 12:05am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML

#18823923
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14273) - you deserved it (33545)

On 01/16/2012 at 11:10am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML

#18819143
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30560) - you deserved it (6906)

On 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm - love - by geeklove - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML

#18814667
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28136) - you deserved it (3473) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML

#18795232
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44436) - you deserved it (5303)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm - love - by britt71411 - United States (Texas)

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML

#18795232
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44436) - you deserved it (5303)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm - love - by britt71411 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

#18793315
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30002) - you deserved it (4946)

On 01/13/2012 at 4:32am - love - by sillvy - United States

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

#18791715
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12859) - you deserved it (46816)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I actually took pleasure in sniffing my armpits after 2 days of not showering. FML

#18783531
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7890) - you deserved it (37545)

On 01/12/2012 at 8:34am - health - by Anon (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
536 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31979) - you deserved it (55874)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

#18778372
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15187) - you deserved it (45920)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:49pm - misc - by ThatOneGirl646 - United States (Michigan)



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