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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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stephanieeDawnx 0

Be like "Hey, mom, can I see those tickets your greedy selfish bitch of a daughter bought for you? (:" "*skeptical look* why? "she's going to go on the cruise, & you can wear the dress you wanted to wear. Your welcome. :D"

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pinkyjay 0

That's just plain wrong, ur comment should have been, "well mom, like mother, like daughter, thanx I learned from the best." And say it with a huge smile on ur face. ;)

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icodyonline 4

Let her ass get to where she is going then cancel her way back.

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christine92_fml 12

That's just bull. Go on the trip instead of her and send her a pic of you in the dress on the ship :)

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