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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML

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Hiphopopotamoose 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:27

Cancel her trip! =)

ohhhhshizzz 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:30

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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Unisonz~Nano 9

Monday 20 March 2017 20:39

I would of canceled her trip

Boomi 38

Thursday 20 July 2017 19:24

It is at this time you cancel her trip and don't tell her until she's calling you from the airport wondering why she can't check in

Someweirdhobo 12

Sunday 13 August 2017 20:34

I would have cancelled the whole trip for them. If you paid its on your card you can do that. You should send them a bill

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