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Today, I have to defend my bachelor thesis, which took me 10 months to complete. Three weeks ago, a new technology was released that renders my entire work obsolete. FML

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Today, I scored the winning goal for a tournament. Too bad it was for the opposition team. If only looks could kill. FML

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Hi guys! OP here, I had an account before but got locked out of it, and now I just created a new one. Basically, it was him and half the class versus the other half, and since his half was full of loud athletic kids, he "won" the argument (meaning my Comp teacher was sick of our shit). He busted out the globe to show us flight paths, which was his main (and the more I think about it... his only) argument...
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Today, I realized that all my teammates have bigger tits than I do. I'm the only girl on the team. FML

By footballist - / Friday 8 September 2017 23:15 / Poland - Polska
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Hey, op here. So all of you are saying that I should back up my iPads. I do back it up. It automatically backs up every 3 weeks. But when I posted this, school had been in session for 2 weeks. It backed up right before school started. I was able to get most of my other stuff back but just not the project.
By IPad Loser - / Friday 8 September 2017 10:41 /
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Wow-my 1st submission got posted! This was my classes senior year trip, and my mother was chaperoning... We didn't know the toe was broken until I got home, but the day was less exciting than I hoped it would be.
By toeman - / Friday 1 September 2017 02:35 / United States - Sonoma
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