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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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jezzilla 25

I'd go on the trip myself and show her a selfish greedy bitch alright.

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Leumas1999 3

for your revenge, pay for the plane trip there, then cancel the hotel and cruise, that'll teach your mom to stop being a selfish bitch

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PizzaElHutt 7

It sounds a lot more like you're the mother.

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pizzaloverchick 9

Fish needs to learn some manners!

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cherokeecutie 13

Wow. Some people. She's most likely projecting. She knows she's the guilty one but she doesn't wanna take responsibility so she pushes it off on you.

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codyolimason 12

I hope you enjoyed your new 2 week vacation

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