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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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jweb1434 6

I would have cancelled her trip

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HamletsElsinore 9

I think you need to cut your mum off from the kiddy bank

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Wolff_Vaun 3

Mayr you should have given her the damn dress. Why do you have to be so selfish?

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arfarfitar 2

Take Away her trip and use it for your self you sound like you need it

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