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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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dragxnfly 4

I hope you can get a refund on those tickets, FYL OP. :(

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power565 7

Hello is this caribbean express, yes I would like to cancel ******* everything please

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tonyfan00 38

Well looks like we found who the REAL selfish, greedy jerk is now...sorry that happened.

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NamelessFace 22

That sounds like the kind of thing a bratty, spoiled kid would say to their mother. The tables have turned.

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