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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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monkeykiller77 0

ydi for spending that much money on ur mom

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xNephilim 18

I'd cancel the trip, too. She certainly doesn't appreciate it.

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illus10ns 0

were i you, i'd torn her ticket in front of her, pack my things, and move out.

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NovaMarie 0

Wow. Talk about role reversal. Here I've been commenting about disciplining spoiled children...but now here, it sounds like your mother is the spoiled little wannabe princess! Well, this calls for you acting the part of the mother. Cancel her trip! And maybe call in a kindergarten teacher, they're usually pretty good at dealing with brats like this without resorting to slapping the shit out of them.

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JessySnello 0

Whatta bitch. I'd tell here she can start paying for her own stuff. Then move out.

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daaron 3

and she gave birth to you protect you save your life countless times feed you kept you warm and believe it or not spend over thousands and thousands of dollars on you maybe millions yeah that much $$$

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InfiniteSunshine 32

That's a mother's job, she chose to have a child, she is therefore legally obligated to do that. If the mother didn't want to do financially support her kid, then she shouldn't have had a kid.

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