Today, I overheard a couple talking behind me. She said, "You wanna know what's really scary?" He said, "the size of that guy? Yeah he's huge", to which she replied, "no, the scary thing is that's a chick." They weren't talking about me, but they sure were talking about my girlfriend. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was worried about being eaten by a whale while out kayaking on our holiday tour. I told her that she was way larger than whale food, and that it wouldn’t be interested in her. Now she is accusing me of trying to tell her "nicely" that she's fat. FML
Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML
Today, I overheard my girlfriend talking to her friends, saying the most attractive guys are tall and dark-skinned. I'm about average height and pale. Uh-oh. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML
Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
Today, it was insinuated that my only other female co-worker is seeing the guy I'm seeing. He bashes her all the time to me, too. Now, I wonder what he says about me, to her. FML
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briedis 0
If you like her the way she is, what's the problem?
shananigans 0
Is it just me, or does anyone else REALLY wish people could post pictures with their FML submissions, because every time I see one of these "I was mistaken for someone of the opposite gender" I get really curious about what the person actually looks like...
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Comments (143)
oh_thatsucks 0
aww that's just wrong. you obviously care about her no matter what. you shoulda punched the assholes out.
Silhouette_fml 0
Ouch... though if that comment really offended you, you probably saw that there was some truth to it. If that's the case, either get a more attractive woman, or learn to accepts the one you're with for how she looks, and not get bothered by comments like this.
ilovehimalways09 0
aww, thats sadd. poor girl:(
Komatose 0
#45 (fenner) You need a forced vasectomy. And if fat people stopped *******, how the hell would you get laid? I voted both FYL and YDI. It was totally bogus of them, but you deserved it for not sticking up for your girlfriend.
summertimeblues 0
who cares, if she's got a good heart then i say you're luckier then the rest of us!
Hugeness 0
YDI.. if you're going to date a women who is prone to those comments you better be able to stick up for her. That's what you get for dating fat chicks man.
Crummie 0
I dated a fat girl once. BIG mistake (no pun intended).
jessxoxo28 5
if u like her, forget what they were saying
hnx3 0
you shoulda popped him
nuga 0
Dude why is (mostly) everyone commenting on this one such a shallow asshole? If he likes his girlfriend, that's what counts; not the opinion of some other shallow pieces of shit. And who the heck would say that where the person they were talking about could hear them anyway?
0o0o0 9
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