Today, I overheard a couple talking behind me. She said, "You wanna know what's really scary?" He said, "the size of that guy? Yeah he's huge", to which she replied, "no, the scary thing is that's a chick." They weren't talking about me, but they sure were talking about my girlfriend. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was worried about being eaten by a whale while out kayaking on our holiday tour. I told her that she was way larger than whale food, and that it wouldn’t be interested in her. Now she is accusing me of trying to tell her "nicely" that she's fat. FML
Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML
Today, I overheard my girlfriend talking to her friends, saying the most attractive guys are tall and dark-skinned. I'm about average height and pale. Uh-oh. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML
Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
Today, it was insinuated that my only other female co-worker is seeing the guy I'm seeing. He bashes her all the time to me, too. Now, I wonder what he says about me, to her. FML
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briedis 0
If you like her the way she is, what's the problem?
shananigans 0
Is it just me, or does anyone else REALLY wish people could post pictures with their FML submissions, because every time I see one of these "I was mistaken for someone of the opposite gender" I get really curious about what the person actually looks like...
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route95 0
You deserve it because she's your girlfriend. If it really bothered you you wouldn't be with her. now all of a sudden it's an FML that you're with a huge girl? Either break up with her or be happy with her and forget what everyone else is saying.
c_R_07 0
@22 being called fat does not motivate people to lose weight, it's more likely to hurt them and make them less motivated to lose weight Kids who grow up with their parents telling them to lose weight actually has the opposite effect, the kid is more likely to be overweight when they're older
tiltwrestler 0
YDI for dating a girl like that. blech ps #44 That's not true! I used to be fat, but then my parents told me i needed to lose weight for my sake, they got me into wrestling, football, soccer, basketball, all of these sports when i was younger, and now im not fat im really athletic!
fenner_fml 0
well maybe you should get a girlfriend who doesn't look like a whale. if all the fat people in the world stopped ******* there would be no more fat people and the world would be a much better place.
blueworld_fml 0
Well, I suppose if you love her... But yeah...unless there's a reason she's looking like a whale/dude...something may be up here...
pencilmustache 0
damn everyone here is an asshole. "you deserve it for dating a whale?" l guarantee everyone who's saying this is a secret internet fatty trying to make themselves feel better.
heylookitsliz 0
I would have just turned around and said, "excuse me, are you aware that we can hear every word you're saying?" and when they look shocked, you are like, "that's right asshole, don't talk about my girlfriend that way."
jbel08 0
@45... wow..?? fat people aren't a breed.. stopping them from ******* wouldn't eliminate obesity.
pumpkincakes 3
why should it matter to you what other people think about her ? you know complete strangers too
tthreat23 0
Haha that's funny, but that sucks. I'm sure that you are happier than that couple any way. So cheers.