Today, I overheard a couple talking behind me. She said, "You wanna know what's really scary?" He said, "the size of that guy? Yeah he's huge", to which she replied, "no, the scary thing is that's a chick." They weren't talking about me, but they sure were talking about my girlfriend. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was worried about being eaten by a whale while out kayaking on our holiday tour. I told her that she was way larger than whale food, and that it wouldn’t be interested in her. Now she is accusing me of trying to tell her "nicely" that she's fat. FML
Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML
Today, I overheard my girlfriend talking to her friends, saying the most attractive guys are tall and dark-skinned. I'm about average height and pale. Uh-oh. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML
Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
Today, it was insinuated that my only other female co-worker is seeing the guy I'm seeing. He bashes her all the time to me, too. Now, I wonder what he says about me, to her. FML
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briedis 0
If you like her the way she is, what's the problem?
shananigans 0
Is it just me, or does anyone else REALLY wish people could post pictures with their FML submissions, because every time I see one of these "I was mistaken for someone of the opposite gender" I get really curious about what the person actually looks like...
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Comments (143)
1073kat 0
that blows man, people are cruel. who the hell cares what stangers think? no one's perception of beauty and love is equal. screw them, go live.
dab6989 0
way to date a man
podrummer9209 0
PAAHAHAHH. Hoggin'.
Nevrmore 0
"Well.. If you think that your life is ****** because people say stuff about your girlfriend.. You should dump her.. She deserves way better than you!!" You do realize there's no such website as "**** My Girlfriend's Life", right? This is about shit that ruined your day, and people trash talking my girlfriend would certainly piss me off. Get off your over-righteous high horse. In any way, I hope you beat the shit out of the people who were talking about her, or at least told them that they suck at whispering.
valuemeal2 1
Did the OP actually SAY his gf was overly fat? Maybe she's overly tall, and that's why she was mistaken for a man. Even though I have long hair, dress in pink/skirts, and wear girly shoes, people still mistake me for a man, simply because I'm very tall. Now THAT sucks. Today, I was once again reminded that I'm a female who's 6'4". FML.
synnerr 0
If you like her despite what others think, that's great. I would hope if she hear them you said something to them, though. If not, then you're an ass.
lowcapacityx 0
You should've said something ("Hey, I don't appreciate your nasty cmt, How about your keep it to yourself? K thanks") instead of mopping about how fugly your girl is. So not cool. Honestly they are rude-fks. I think you should appreciate what you have with your girl and if not just leave you don't deserve her. Watched shallow hal? Sup main character, that could possibly be you.
namhar 0
How is this an FML? Damn, you're shallowed. Besides, you've just described what she's like. How do we know if you're any better? Suppose you are drop-dead-gorgeous and all that, if what other people say about your girlfriend bothers you oh-so-much, please do her a favour and break up with her because she deserves way better.
namhar 0
Ugh, typo. I meant shallow.
drinkupgorgeous 0
You should've falcon punched them.