Today, I found out that honestly answering "yes" to "Are Kate Upton's boobs bigger than mine?" is in my girlfriend's mind the equivalent of saying I don't find her attractive anymore and that I want to break up with her to date a supermodel. FML
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Nymeria_fml 25
Kate Upton's boobs are bigger than most women's boobs. That is so not a fair question.
Welshite 39
Always listen to Admiral Ackbar. It's a trap!
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browneyed_72 19
It would have made more sense if she asked if you thought Kate Upton was prettier than her... But I just don't get her logic because Kate Upton's boobs are bigger than most girls
MykeGregory 9
atleast you didnt lie to her OP. in my mind its a compliment, i prefere them smaller.
Miss_Scarlet 9
Insecure women like her are why I have a very successful career as an escort.
KingreX32 21
shes a dumbass.
buymevickis92 26
Lol that definitely was a trap. You should have just fainted and pretend to forget she asked that question.
ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
grab a twix. have these men not seen this commercial?
OnePostMary 4
Talk about a Twix Moment.
crandel 11
Women are retarded.
Ipsum629 13
But...butt?
AkashaSC2 11
That kind of question (nearly) always means : I'm feeling insecure regarding society's standards. So instead of answering that straight, one should always bring the discussion back to the real question like : I love you the way you are, and as long as I can enjoy them, yours' are the best ! Or something like that...
sirrubberduckie 36
Translation: your boobs are smaller, but I have access to them, so that makes them better for now. Isn't that what she'll hear? The real response is, "Do you want a real answer to that, or do you want to hear that I love you?" If she insists, you can say you don't know Kate Upton's measurements, but the only boobs for you are the ones on your girlfriend.
AkashaSC2 11
Thanks for making that clearer, I'm french so I struggle to express myself in english sometimes.
sirrubberduckie 36
Hey, no worries. I would have embarrassed myself badly if I'd tried to say any of that in French. Plus, the fact that you probably had a French accent while saying that to a girl would have made her clothes fly off all by themselves. I think you win.
benjamn 24
Ofcourse,any red blooded male would rather date Kate Upton, at least till you could play with her fun bags . :-)
greengreengreen 13
Not really. many guys would find them too big and unattractive due to that