Today, I found out that honestly answering "yes" to "Are Kate Upton's boobs bigger than mine?" is in my girlfriend's mind the equivalent of saying I don't find her attractive anymore and that I want to break up with her to date a supermodel. FML
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Nymeria_fml 25
Kate Upton's boobs are bigger than most women's boobs. That is so not a fair question.
Welshite 39
Always listen to Admiral Ackbar. It's a trap!
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Welshite 39
Always listen to Admiral Ackbar. It's a trap!
hippodankamus 22
You comment on this app a lot, don't you?
fakedsincerity 32
you must read this app a lot to notice they comment a lot. :P
Wizardo 33
#14 who's got your nipples in a twist, relax your mammaries, distress your breasts and leave Welshite be!
hippodankamus 22
I wasn't insulting him, I was just noting the fact that he comments a lot. Didn't mean any harm...
photographer49 22
#14 why can't you make the observation without commenting about it?
xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
#14 Their comments are funny. it's always nice to see good comments.
pjsr 32
The correct answer is "Kate Upton has boobs?!?"
Retaheki 27
Bro, Kate is like a DD.
AGB10 19
If she asked you are they "bigger" it's meant to be an objective question and she shouldn't give you grief for saying yes. Now if she asked you are they "better" that's when you always answer "No"..
BlondePsycho 43
#75 Very good point! Now would be the time to say, "oh no hers are way too big! They look freakish! I bet their fake. I love your boobs baby, you're so pretty." ...not like i've heard this before
Wakachulak 22
All girlfriend questions must be answered with a question. All.
Vitotaylor36 13
"honey, I know I'm flat chested, but does Kate Upton have bigger boobs than me?" "Yeah" "OMG HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT THAT IS SO NOT TRUE YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE" #femalelogic
incoherentrmblr 21
I guess she's been playing too much Trivia crack...
nickob96 25
36D
BamBAmGG 14
She was just setting him up for failure. lol Poor Op.
Tailored 15
DDDD?
Nymeria_fml 25
Kate Upton's boobs are bigger than most women's boobs. That is so not a fair question.
Steve95401 49
The question should be "If Kate Upton didn't have implants, would her boobs be bigger than OP's girlfriend?".
Nymeria_fml 25
Kate Upton's boobs bigger than a whole person!? Now that would take lots of silicone.
DontClickOnMe 28
I thought Kate Upton's boobs were real.. No?
DomiLove 26
They are real, she complains she wants small ones so she can wear a tank top without a bra. Ironic.
Mauskau 35
Anything above a C and you can't go braless.
voltroz 18
Sure you can. We will be very grateful ?
mfmylifesrsly 29
Thats not true 63, my friend is an E and sometimes goes braless, so does my friend whos a G. They're not fat and they're boobs aren't saggy. Where as me, when I was barely a B cup, I always had to wear a bra because I suffer from always-nippin syndrome.
BlondePsycho 43
The whole "you cant go braless" thing annoys me. No one is dictating if you have to wear a bra and it can be ALOT easier to hide then you think sometimes. Dark colors, patterns and you cant even tell even if your boobs are Death Star proportions
lil_ham1644 29
It's actually really easy to tell if someone's not wearing a bra
enginsteve 17
#66 You speak wise words of wisdom. #67 Who are the magnificent ones?
Liamj774 36
Gosh OP, dont you realize that kate upton is way more realistic than your girlfriend? How ignorant
lex1459 38
I hate when women ask questions like that. Look in the mirror and be honest with yourself on how many Ds you've got going on. Don't trap your boyfriend into answering stupid questions.
photographer49 22
#4 And they really shouldn't ask if they don't want an honest answer.
Steve95401 49
Other questions like that are "Does this make me look fat?" and the ever-popular "Does my butt look big?".
SplineMan 4
All I could think of is the Friends episode -- "Do I look fat?" Without looking, the answer has to be "NO!"
Scynistr 20
"Does this make my butt look big?" Me : "Yes, thank god!"
ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
#4 there's nothing wrong with a big ass so when i ask my boyfriend that question, its impossible to say no. i just say 'good'
Eloxia 7
It's probably for the best, OP. She had pretty sever self-esteem issues which she needs to resolve before being in s healthy relationship.
makkarari 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You ALWAYS answer no! If she is asking you to compare her to another woman she is wanting a self esteem boost!
fakedsincerity 32
manipulating someone is the wrong way to get a self esteem boost.
makkarari 18
It is totally! I agree! But that's how a lot of women work! I've seen it myself! It's quite sad actually.
ZoroMiHawk 25
but if you answer no, then his girlfriend would accuse him of lying, and an argument about it will probably start. It's a lose-lose situation
makkarari 18
The girlfriend brought it upon herself at that point. Needy girls need to grow up and learn to take the truth in stride and grow from it
MDoremis 38
Or say "I don't know. I never really look at her."
Flyndaran 10
Thankfully I'm with an adult. Neither of us play mind games or are so fragile as to need constant lying to emotionally survive day to day.
Mauskau 35
My answer would be "Kate who?"
appletreee 30
That was a question to set you up for failure, OP.
gracehi 31
Because breast size is the absolute only factor in determining attractiveness, compatibility, and love. Goodness, your girlfriend is shallow.
flopstar 21
Atleast it ended now because she sounds crazy & paranoid. Sorry about the break up though.
DontClickOnMe 28
They didn't break up. OP's girlfriend just thinks he wants to break up with her.
_Bair_K_ 11
Maybe he's sending OP a hint lol
kay131 12
Bigger isn't always better.
cornyrob 33
I hear that a lot. I guess i'll stop bragging about myself
Dick_diamond 22
Bigger IS always better.. With very few exceptions
foxwasalamb 24
i don't even find her large breasts attractive. they're too big for me
Mauskau 35
I agree. It's more expensive to have bigger boobs too :(
lexos 16
That's so true I am prefer girls with a average size or smaller over big ones.