Today, I found out that honestly answering "yes" to "Are Kate Upton's boobs bigger than mine?" is in my girlfriend's mind the equivalent of saying I don't find her attractive anymore and that I want to break up with her to date a supermodel. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after we played the "Which celebrity would you sleep with?” game. He decided that since all my answers were guys who looked nothing like him, that I must secretly find him unattractive. Oh and that I would cheat with any of those guys if given the opportunity. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was, "trying to change her." A week ago I asked her to stop talking to the six guys that have all previously asked her for nudes. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
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Top comments
Nymeria_fml 25
Kate Upton's boobs are bigger than most women's boobs. That is so not a fair question.
Welshite 39
Always listen to Admiral Ackbar. It's a trap!
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Comments (150)
wvcheesehead 13
Remind her that no girl out there looks better than her with your balls on her chin. Yeah that should work.
Flyndaran 10
Adults don't ask questions they don't want the answers to. Setting relationship traps is also not an mature thing to do.
Misskreher 30
I'm a woman myself, and honestly I never can understand women...
gamernation89 10
I would have said they might be bigger but yours are a lot more attractive and better. The key is to make her feel better and not insecure about her self
nialls_girl 13
That is quite the hyperbole she came up with in her head, but dude learn how to talk to women. YDI.
HereNReady 13
Yes, rather than trying to stop someone for asking a ridiculous question like this, we should blame him for honesty. Logical.
SalenaCrosse 16
This is why I don't hang around girls as much as I do with guys-they make too much drama for no real reason...
bhfriday 9
what a bitch!!!!
joshvip 8
WOW, that was a trap. always plead the fifth... sorry Bro.
Vestin 18
This isn't even a matter of subjective opinion. It's not "do you like strawberries?". It's asking about a particular fact in the physical world. To start answering such questions with falsehoods and with conviction would be soviet-style double-think. Don't do that people. No payoff can be worth that.
HereNReady 13
Your "relationship training" has now been pushed into full swing. You'll never fully understand them, but you'll learn how to avoid these kinds of things in the future.