Today, I found out that honestly answering "yes" to "Are Kate Upton's boobs bigger than mine?" is in my girlfriend's mind the equivalent of saying I don't find her attractive anymore and that I want to break up with her to date a supermodel. FML
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Nymeria_fml 25
Kate Upton's boobs are bigger than most women's boobs. That is so not a fair question.
Welshite 39
Always listen to Admiral Ackbar. It's a trap!
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Comments (150)
BeanOfFury 5
She was looking for an excuse. You're better off.
sylverdrag_fml 9
She's picking a fight.
tinyalmeida 11
Sounds like she was setting it up for a reason to be upset!
Goblin182 26
You should never answer a question like that. When a woman asks a question like that you just walk away, and go straight to the florist.
itcomesinthrees 10
That's silly. Bigger doesn't always mean better, you could have said hers were still nicer. She sounds insecure.
rmllavaneras 19
That's like asking 'Does Usain Bolt run faster than me?' :O I'm not an expert on the works of female psyche, but I believe the least-wrong answer would have been "I don't know, sweetie, but I love yours." Other wrong answers include "I haven't grabbed them yet," "I wish I knew," and "Don't kid yourself asking that."
NOTaDISTRACTION 17
It's a trap!! Slowly back away and run, run till your legs are sore and chest is cramped
sugarysofalof 22
It seems like, as your girlfriend sees it, the correct answer to that question would be, "I don't know, I haven't looked closely enough at Kate's boobs to tell." Us girls are mad.
missnuthin 10
she's insecure and manipulative. you're FAR better off with out her. sorry brah.
Annihilator257 15
Simple quote to live on, don't ask questions you don't want the answer to