Today, I found out that honestly answering "yes" to "Are Kate Upton's boobs bigger than mine?" is in my girlfriend's mind the equivalent of saying I don't find her attractive anymore and that I want to break up with her to date a supermodel. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after we played the "Which celebrity would you sleep with?” game. He decided that since all my answers were guys who looked nothing like him, that I must secretly find him unattractive. Oh and that I would cheat with any of those guys if given the opportunity. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was, "trying to change her." A week ago I asked her to stop talking to the six guys that have all previously asked her for nudes. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
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Nymeria_fml 25
Kate Upton's boobs are bigger than most women's boobs. That is so not a fair question.
Welshite 39
Always listen to Admiral Ackbar. It's a trap!
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Comments (150)
ODST_Panda 12
I never understood how girls honestly believe you can just date a model, like you have a chance.
JazNim17 18
Take it as a compliment. Maybe it's because she thinks he's attractive enough to date a supermodel. Or maybe she's just insecure, but...I like silver linings.
nemcali 34
That's a tricky question with few possible answers but honesty should never be one of them :) 37#: best answer ever :)))
scice03 8
Silly boy... We never want the ACTUAL truth!
sirrubberduckie 36
Ladies, if you want a man who's honest with you, don't make him lie about things, especially facts. If you want a man who lies, don't get mad when he doesn't tell the truth. If you want to hear him say something nice about you, you can ask him to say something nice about you.
tinyalmeida 11
Exactly! Stop playing mind games and grow up!!
joelp232 17
hey if she thinks you could pull it off then i say go for it
lent 5
Open mouth insert foot
cathrope 10
Sorry, but you should've lied there. Even if its the truth
Earl_KarmasBitch 34
Just claim you saw the leaked pics and hers are nicer even if they are smaller.
danyellenicole94 10
Yep. I caught my boyfriend looking at the swim suit edition of that sports magazine and he kept saying damnnnnn. So yeah. I kinda died inside hah.
tehdarkness 21
The correct answer would have been: "I don't know", followed by a compliment. Just so you know for next time.