Today, I found out that honestly answering "yes" to "Are Kate Upton's boobs bigger than mine?" is in my girlfriend's mind the equivalent of saying I don't find her attractive anymore and that I want to break up with her to date a supermodel. FML
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Nymeria_fml 25
Kate Upton's boobs are bigger than most women's boobs. That is so not a fair question.
Welshite 39
Always listen to Admiral Ackbar. It's a trap!
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Comments (150)
xX_Munchie_Xx 8
you stepped right into that one bro. that sucks. women can be rather stupid at times
KingOfTheLosers 7
you honestly should have said "who is Kate Upton?"
berniro 14
I'm sorry OP! I asked something similar of my boyfriend, he replied "they're not the biggest and they're not the smallest, but they fit perfectly into my hands and are therefore perfect for me" Try something like that to make your girlfriend smile!
j5p332 6
The correct answer is "I'm sorry, baby, I don't know who that is..." Lol
laughingatyou99 0
insecurity will destroy a relationship...
voiceinurhead 6
I'm not saying her question was logical, but if a girl asks her bf a stupid question it's because she wants a compliment, even if it is ridiculous, and a good boyfriend should just give his girlfriend the little things , like even if a compliment may not be true, its still nice to hear. Honesty doesn't always have to be spoken, sometimes it can just be understood, the right thing to say isn't always the honest thing when it comes to the trivial stuff.
limabeans101029 20
Still, it's a stupid question to ask if you're looking for a compliment. If my boyfriend told me that my boobs are bigger than Kate Upton's I wouldn't feel complimented at all, because I'd still know that it just isn't true so it would be a bit of an empty compliment.
shitstorm28 11
the correct answer was "I don't know. I wasn't looking at hers." also, your gf has some serious jealousy issues.
frenchfrywine 0
That is so something I'd say to my bf
frenchfrywine 0
Lol
I_Bite 22
trick question. you say no and you're a liar. there's very few ways to get around that